Before You Know You're Dead 

A way of saying that your life has been, so far, a pathetic waste of time.

A: "Some say that Oscar Wilde once stated: Life is short, then you die."
B: "Before You Know You're Dead... I would say."

FYI: Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900) was an Irish writer, poet, and prominent aesthete (One who cultivates an unusually high sensitivity to beauty, as in art or nature).

Before You Know You're Dead by rperazag July 28, 2010

Tits You Know (T.Y.K) 

If you have seen tits from a girl at school. They are more important then pornstar tits because you see them at school every day.

(You) I saw so-and-so's tits.

(Friend) So who cares. They arent even that big or that nice.

(You) So who cares they are tits you know (T.Y.K).

Tits You Know (T.Y.K) by teamplayer010 July 13, 2009

Now you know 

You use it when your friend is expressing skepticism towards some fact you've just told them, to hint that it's common knowledge and your friend is making a fool of himself by insisting to doubt it.

- "WTF" is an interjection.
- Really? I never heard of it.
- Now you know.

Now you know by Eikinkloster May 26, 2011

Oh you know 

When a person just knows

DATBOI: man where is that chainsaw been looking for it all game

"Bottom left hand corner of the map" oh you know is it !

Oh you know by The Cringe Club July 27, 2016

i know you know 

1. Phrase used when someone recieves a compliment & is confident that it is a well known fact.

2. Used when someone is in agreement with what someone else has said, and wants to give props or show mutual agreement.

1. Guy: "Yo sweatheart. That's a lil' fatty you got rite there"
Female: "I know you know."

2. Female: "Apple bottoms make them jeans that be fittin."
Female: "Girl...I know you know"

i know you know by Mizz Phatz June 11, 2008

Who do you know here, baby? 

what you say when a baby rudely tries to get into a party they were not invited to.

*sees baby*

“Who do you know here, Baby?”

Who do you know here, baby? by itsjustmeg April 1, 2019

yeah you know what alright, yeah 

phrase used when one is excited, pleasantly surprised, confused or has nothing else to say. normally said in a high pitched tone while nodding the head. also said sometimes in order to laugh off something embarrassing someone just said.

Ethyl: "You have just won 9 million dollars!"
Saruh: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

Harvey: "You are quite possibly the most beautiful girl I have ever laid eyes on."
Myrtle: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

Tilly: "Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas."
Francis: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

Bert: "So I'm going to eat a taco now."
Rhonda: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

Gerald: "I have a heavy flow."
Teresa: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

yeah you know what alright, yeah by Sarahsaurus Rex February 4, 2010