Windows rot

The deterioration of performance that occurs in the vast majority of Windows installations for no reason.
Curing Windows rot requires that you reinstall the operating system from scratch.
by waterbear August 26, 2006
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Activate windows

Going into settings and activating it
Activate windows already KSI!
by S/he’s just a friend November 24, 2020
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Windows ME

Please don't set that drink on my desk without a Windows ME under it.
by ImQuasar April 01, 2009
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Windows 7

The new-uber awesome operating system that's supposed to be perfect, make up for all the mistakes Vista made, destroy Linux on netbooks, take back market share from Apple, and convert everyone from XP. Used frequently by die-hard XP users as an excuse not to use Vista.
I'm not going to upgrade Vista-I'm just going to wait for windows 7. Meanwhile I'll just use XP.
by WindyJet March 29, 2009
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Windows 10

A shitty mediocre operating system by Microsoft. Pretty much all of its "features" are directly recycled from Windows 7 OR are designed for those who couldn't be trusted to screw in a light bulb. Oh, and this one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!!

They'll know who you are!
Gary dispensed a liberal helping of lotion onto his palm when suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows 10!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016
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Windows 3.1

An archaic operating system from the early 1990s.

Unlike modern PCs and MACs, it didn't have a START menu or toolbar; it had a program manager application. It was one of the first GUI Windows platforms, an upgrade of Windows 3.0.

3.1 was the first system I ever worked with, waaay back when I was four or five. 3.1 was a good machine, capable of handling any game from Reader Rabbit to the Oregon Trail (CD).
Then we upgraded to Windows 95, which had a better interface.

But Windows 3.1 will be dear to me forever, for it was my first computer OS ever.
by TarkanAttila22 September 09, 2009
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Windows XP

Windows 2000 with a tellytubby-style GUI.
Over the hills and far away ... Windows XP comes out to play ...
by The Music Man August 29, 2006
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