wide open

Leaving oneself vulnerable to cheap or witty insult or verbal jab.

The reference is to sporting situations in which a goal is left unattended or a court open.

Person 1: That dog is so fat, and hairy underneath!
Person 2: Kind of like your mum.
Person 1: Screw you!
Person 2: Sorry dude, you left yourself wide open for that one.

by Marty Dosh January 14, 2008

Wolverhampton Wanderers

The greatest football club in the West Midlands or even in the world.

Wolverhampton Wanderers will win the EPL by 2025

by Vyoe December 7, 2020

windex effect

Optical illusion when someone walks/runs into a clear, very clean glass (usu. sliding) door, thinking the door's open.

Person #1- (bumping head on glass door) "Ow!"
Person #2- Looks like the windex effect gotcha.

by JenParker April 9, 2010

windel toe

Camel toe caused by the wind blowing a woman's dress tightly against her body.

That windel toe goes great with your outfit.

by germexican July 4, 2012

windex on a whisk

If you put windex on a whisk and shove it up there it might hurt

If you think of putting windex on a whisk and shoving it up there, don’t it might hurt

by whisk&windexluvr28 January 9, 2018

WindedMass

Someone or something with immense/critical amounts of Autism and Down Syndrome

That guy is a WindedMass

by Swift watermelon May 14, 2018

windetting

A day spent drinking heavily but believing you are not drunk.

We are going windetting today.

by Hutbutt November 27, 2020