Widow to be

Someone’s who’s fiancé is not breathing anymore.

Jhon: How do you call someone whose fiancé dies?
Peter: widow to be?

by Luisft_r January 10, 2024

widow hole

Another name for the female sex organ.

Do not go near that widow hole. It's been known to kill a man.

by BusinessTiime June 18, 2024

Widow’s Son

A term which has been used in many mystery traditions in history, including Ancient Egypt (Isis, The Widow) and Manechism (Manes, the adopted Son of a Widow) but is today known as an identifying phrase between Freemasons representing the master architect of Solomon’s temple, Hiram Abiff. Commonly used in passing by Masons in order to identify each other.

Do you know the Widow’s Son (if yes, the person is likely a Freemason)

by SerenityJosh February 22, 2025

Widow Predator

A person—often a stepchild, relative, or opportunistic acquaintance—who preys on a grieving widow in order to claim property, wealth, or assets that the widow legally and morally protected. A widow predator typically waits until the husband passes away, then uses deception, manipulation, or legal loopholes to seize control of the widow’s marital home or estate, despite contributing nothing, especially in cases during the caregiving or hardship period.

This term is used to expose those who terrorize, harass, and/or exploit grief to gain material advantage, especially when the widow made all the real sacrifices and should gain, yet others do instead. They are Widow Predators.

"After ten years of caregiving, she watched helplessly as the greedy, privileged step-kids went after the widow. After her husband died, the Widow Predators swooped in, pretending they cared, only to snatch the house she paid for and maintained the entire time."

by Huntsville, AL Widow May 4, 2025

Widowpuss

A woman who hasn't had a relationship since losing her husband. She knows. You know. It feels like it's your duty. She's seen some shit and she just needs to explode before the kids get home from school.

Brah, there's this widowpuss at work that's givin me the vibes, she's gonna get it. I wanna knock the dust off that. She probably needs her pipes cleaned out!

by Lightgreen17 August 10, 2025

sick widow

when a lady has a faget son who likes to get it up the ass

yusuf smacked a sick widow this morning

by jasssson July 29, 2006

Alcoholic Widow

The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.

"My husband passed away a month ago"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"

by The ZmAc March 7, 2009