ween

A total wimp, someone who is annoyingly wimpy.

Bob: "Kelly, are you really fucking scared of the dark?"
Kelly: "Shut up! It's not my fault!"
Bob: "What a ween."

by A Person9876 June 13, 2008

weemon

A group of schladies waiting to be towtched. (touched)

Hey! Let's go towtch those Weemon! (or)
Hey! Weemon! (said with arms wide when walking into a room full of weemon)

by Xrischin June 11, 2006

weener king

one who is king of weener, even if in means having sex with the ...weener or oral contraseption of the weener.

Ethan Hinson is he weener king...fucking ass hole.

by Whitney B.b November 25, 2003

ween

to think; suppose.

I ween that's a dilly of an idea.

by someone February 4, 2004

ween

a highly offensive word to call someone, made by the wonderful show Beavis and Butthead (not a shortened word for weiner)

Diane is sucha ween! i can't believe those 4th graders told her off!!

by kayla May 9, 2004

Ween

Verb,
The act of calling someone to play them Ween's Push the Little Daises. Done purely to annoy the crap out of them and entertain you. Best done when they're busy and/or you know they'll answer on their speakerphone. Even better if the victim hates the song (who doesn't?)

Ween, ween-ing, ween-ed

It's a good song to use because the awful sounds start instantly and it gets stuck easily.

"Hello?"

"music playing"

"Dammit! Stop Weening me!"

*click*

by Angry Mike Jr March 21, 2009

Ween

A loser. Someone who is not cool or chickens out of doing something. In other words: a lame person.

"fucking Noah and his lack of sarcastic comprehension.."
"I know man, he's a ween"

by The Boss.com May 1, 2014