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blouse wearer

Lindsey, you're such a friggin blouse wearer!
by Fablo September 8, 2005
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pussy waver

1. A term I've made to describe IRL or depictions of women perceivable as not only announcing their gender but also having to shove it all up in your face in one way or another, even if it may not be necessary.

Some may call it "I am woman, hear me roar" but to some people like me it can be annoying, if not as I see it on TV cheesy, and not always necessary since not everybody cares what you actually are and that you're just a person like anyone else.

Basically being either a more hardcore determined or alpha female of a sorts. Depending on personality/presentation and how they are perceived by others they may be called a bitch, HBIC, diva, etc.

2. A noticeably purposefully flirtatious woman who uses her physical attributes and/or charm to bag a guy or at the very least the psychological stimulation of knowing men want them, in a myriad of ways for a number of reasons. Some men would call them a cocktease, attention whore, slut, skank, whore, ho, etc.

Don't mean to be offensive, but I'm blunt! lol
1. Holy shit in hand bag, what is that woman's fucking problem? She doesn't have to be an HBIC and I don't care if she's a woman! Yet another one of these aggressive pussy wavers!

2. Oh come on! You see that cocktease standing over there in those jeans, booty popping out with a thong showing and that open shirt showing off her titmissles, all smiling at me and doing that little sexy walk? She's the biggest pussy waver here!
by Jack694 December 5, 2009
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Jersey Weave

(v) ~~The Jersey Weave~~ is an art only those skilled enough can fully master. It is considered as a person behind the wheel of a vehicle who abruptly weaves in and out of slower cars preferably on the NJ Turnpike or the GS parkway. In NJ 65 really means 79, but caution is needed at these speeds. The so called "weave" may be participated by a single car to several. This technique may involve getting from point A to point B faster or it may be a race between several, but usually 2 individuals for simply an adrenaline rush.~
Kid From PA- "What the hells the jersey weave?"

Driver- "Just buckle the fuck up"

Kid From PA- "That was really close"

Driver- "That was nothing..."
by happy4444 December 24, 2009
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The Weave God

The Weave God ids the god that Weavism is based on. He is the one who gave Adam and Eve hair. Of course, he can only do things with hair.
THEH WEAVE GOD IS ALL POWERFUL
Praise The Weave God
by Sad_Person January 29, 2019
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choke on my weave

When one flips weave in someone's mouth when they are talking smack to you. Sass.
by gaybaeyonce September 9, 2014
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Weaveologist

A stylist who specializes in hair extensions, aka weaves.
"That girl at The Studio is LA's finest weaveologist"
by JennLuck420 September 19, 2009
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sensible shoe wearer

British euphanism for women who prefer women, i.e. lesbians
Jack: "Have you met Mavis in accounts, shes a bit butch"
Jill: ""Mavis oh yes, she's definatly a sensible shoe wearer"!
by Stevie.S February 8, 2008
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