willow weaving

Following a one night stand where the lady ends up with cum in her hair, this is the process of gathering the crusty chunks of her hair into a loose plait or pony tail before the walk of shame

This guy blew so much spunk into my hair last night that I had to do some serious willow weaving befor3 getting out of there

by Alan Morissette January 2, 2018

tear wearing

When you wear clothing despite knowing it's torn.

I'm tear wearing these socks until I get new ones.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Windshield Wetting

The act of participating in oral with a girl wearing glasses and getting cum on them

“She forgot to take her glasses off and I wet her windshield”
“Windshield wetting”

by Hinake UH August 5, 2019

isabella weaving

Isabella weaving is an incredible person and is very loyal to the one she loves when you first look at her she is hyper and happy but deepdown she is insecure and depressed.Isabella weaving will always be there for you no matter what she cares for everyone and has a pure heart

John: “damn that gurl is so nice but i think there is more to her that meets the eye”
Linda: “that must be an isabella weaving”

by ✨issy✨ November 3, 2020

Badasket Weaving

The official hobby for a Badass.

Badasket Weaving is to Badassery as Bitchcraft is to Bitchery.

by TheDoctor303 November 19, 2020

Lemon wearing

If someone feels the urge to be a trans lesbian lover such as wearing a lemon hist with gym shorts on a Friday in Minnesota. Then they are gay and like to fuck random girls off tinder.

Dang Brock looking like a lemon wearing he is so gayyyyyyggytytyyyyyy!

by pen17lover April 22, 2022

Kanye Westing

Kanye west( Verb) doing stuff on his level

Whats Kanye doing now
He's Kanye Westing

by georgia.somebitch July 21, 2022