Whoop sharting

When you walk into a public bathroom with your girlfriend and a dude is taking a shit , so your girlfriend says ‘whoop whoop’ cos she just got hired at donut king

Bro I got a stiffy when my mrs and I went whoop sharting

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

whooping couch

A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.

The guy had such a severe case of whooping couch nobody saw him for weeks.

by CK Medical November 3, 2023

ova whooping

When you just over playing your part, talking to much or just doing too much period

“You ova whooping right now sean”

by Dzfrmwesttown November 13, 2023

Whooped

A term that describes men who were turned into their wife's submissive boy toys.

Guy 1: Isn't that Larry with Susan?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think she whooped him into shape!

by Chuli-P January 13, 2024

Opening a can of whoop ass

When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt

She loves opening a can of whoop ass with my last beer

by Nyrac July 22, 2023

Whoop

A whoop can be anything in a particular situation depending on how it’s described. Do yo homework on the word whoop being a noun.

My girl walked in front the tv and made me miss the whoop smh

by Kylebb15 July 23, 2023

whoop snoop

When someone checks the metrics on your whoop app without asking.

After I went out drinking, my wife whoop snooped and chastised me for drinking too much, based on my metrics (low HRV, etc.,).

by anonymous August 6, 2023