Vargism

A random thought, idea or story presented at an inappropriate time or place. The comment is generally out character from how the teller typically acts.

“Man, the other day he used a Vargism in order to get the woman at the cable company to get something done right"

by Cavedwellar May 23, 2007

Veggie wedgie

The act of stuffing supermarket produce up one's ass.

"Honey, I'm stopping at the Farmer's Market on the way home. I'm in the mood for a veggie wedgie!"

by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

Vedgie

A vagina wedgie.
A case in which panties get wedged into the labia of a girl's vagina, generally by a crude and uncouth prepubescent male.

Little Tommy just gave Jane a vedgie!

by kazeeba August 24, 2009

Veggie Wedgie

The act of giving a vegetarian or a vegan a wedgie.

-Beef?

-No thanks, I'm a a vegetarian.

-Did you say vegetarian?

-Yes...

-VEGGIE WEDGIE!!!!!!

by bahbahbahbahbahshadoobiedoo January 21, 2010

Veggie burger

A girl who gets a lot of attention, but only because no other girls are around to compete with her.

See veggie burger effect.

"That girl is really pretty!"
"No dude, she's just a veggie burger. Wait until a steak comes along."

by blondegarlic December 15, 2016

Cincinatti vegitable soup

when you fill a bathtub up with puke and have sex with a girl in it

"that chicks is so hott i wanna give her a nice ol' cincinatti vegitable soup"

by scott bowen March 6, 2005

vedgie

a vaginal wedgie
see camel toe

that bitch has a massive vedgie

by donkey eater September 14, 2003