Vargism 

A random thought, idea or story presented at an inappropriate time or place. The comment is generally out character from how the teller typically acts.

“Man, the other day he used a Vargism in order to get the woman at the cable company to get something done right"

Vargism by Cavedwellar May 23, 2007

Vagism 

A potent soup like concoction emanated betwixt the loins of a female during a moment of high arousal.

Colonel Angus wiped the vagism from his chin..
And he said with a grin..
Just come round back of shady thicket..
Theres a good chance we'll lick it..
'Cause Carpet Bagg'n ain't no sin

Vagism by Terry Steinblossom December 2, 2010

Vargasm 

An orgasm only better

Man that girl was so hot i just had a vargasm in my pants!

Vargasm by THE MASTER-09 April 2, 2009

Vargish

Quite possibly the most awesome man in existence, its a shame you don't know him.

Like a spider on a hot stove!

Vargish by zopwx2 September 27, 2004

Vargasm 

A type of orgasm, which is at least ten times more extreme than any other ordinary orgasm. Typically given by a guy, who goes by the name of Varga. Most likely received on Vargawednesday.

Wow, this dude gave me such a vargasm the other day!

Vargasm by Köcsög October 12, 2022

Vargish

The greatest teacher of all time and can only be understood through personal experience.

The shedule says we'll be talking about rashism in the South today.

Vargish by Khalil October 3, 2004

Vagism 

A religion. The focal point of Vagism is the vagina. A Vagist is one who practices Vagism.

That dude down the street must practice Vagism, he pounds the pussy about 8 days a week!

Vagism by Jordy-Time August 26, 2006