Uncontrollable

pwns all

Uncontrollable pwns all
or
Unconrtollable is blardy uncontrollable

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

uncoolifying

kwazy word that prettyhead keeran invited. so now it is a word and you will use it. or else *shakes fist*

I was uncoolifying keeran's silly phrase that she coinded.

by Daniel October 2, 2004

The Uncooked Donut

When you shoot your jiz on your girlfriend/wife/stranger's face after getting a blowjob and directly afterward you antique (Antiquing: throwing flower on someone in order to make them look like an antique supplied with dust) her, while her mouth is still froze in an O. Thus creating, 'The Uncooked Donut.'

I met this chick at the party last night. After the party died out she blew me in the kitchen! After I finished on her face, I was in reach of some flower and I perpetrated The Uncooked Donut!

by rfossum December 16, 2009

The Uncoordinated Sphinx

The majestic creature that some would call the greatest quarterback of all time, but we all know that ain't the case. However, he may just be the greatest runningback of all time.

The Uncoordinated Sphinx caught a touchdown pass from The Lampost. He truely is the GOAT runningback.

by Lazarbeam's bot January 1, 2017

uncool

not havin the respect for ones game room on said night. not following the rules of the game room.

yo man, i had rocky over last night, not only was the bitch bigger than him, but using my room for nasty ass ho's !!! man, that was uncool !!

by sam November 18, 2003

uncocked

1. v. to have one's penis become a vagina.

2. n. flaccid

1. Sippi was uncocked - that's why she act's like a man.

2. The site of Sippi is enough to get me uncocked.

by Brain (the real one) December 1, 2004

Unconscious Crotch Grab

When, in the presence of others, one grabs or covers their genital region with their hands unconsciously, while seated in a spread-eagle position. May be a visual cue suggesting dominance, or lack of appropriate social boundaries in general.

Should not be confused with an unconscious crotch point, which may be a sign of flirting or self-aggrandizing.

"I was in a meeting with Joe earlier and he did an unconscious crotch grab in front of Lisa and Marie; they both looked appalled but he didn't even realize it!"

by EMBR602 March 13, 2013