one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser

The human penis

She thought that I was shy until I whipped out my one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser.

by green fire dragon June 24, 2010

troop

a group of people, your clique, your crew. used mostly east coast rappers in the 90's

Nas: Wisdom be leakin out my grapefruit TROOP, i dominate break loops, givin mics menstrual cycles...

Method Man: I'm lifted TROOP, you can bring whack ass crew, i got connections. i get that ass stuck like glue...

by thatniggabob September 29, 2011

trooper

Someone who sits on the parkways and highways and writes tickets all day.

The New York state trooper drove his car after the speeder.

by Chris January 3, 2005

twoodiler

one who "pokes" another continually on facebook without that other's consent.

taylor ingram is such a twoodiler.

by kimabu January 22, 2009

twookup

noun, a message sent via twitter with the intention and / or desired outcome of romance or intimacy. twitter hookup

Mary has so many followers because she is a twookup skank!

by curiousthomas July 28, 2010

Troopship

An automobile with an unusually high passenger capacity (Crown Victoria, Club Wagon, Mega Cab, Caprice) that is typically used for loading up a whole bunch of buddies to pursue mayhem.

Ben: Remember when we all piled into Tony's Troopship and went to the park?
Johnny: Naw, man, I was already drunk and stoned...I hope I had fun!
Ben: Yeah, ex-cop cars are awesome!
Johnny: As long as the law enforcement is removed.

by darthenstein January 16, 2014

twoozing

A light sleep. Much like dozing but shorter; a two minute half sleep. Zzz....

"You can't beat some twoozing on the couch...!" Or, "You're always twoozing!"

To twooze = the verb

by T Beau Bear September 5, 2015