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by Smart mf March 11, 2021

Tool-bag

A combination of the common cut-downs "tool" and "duesch bag"...a very annoying or otherwise repulsive indivitual who assumes he is a part of a group of friends when that group of friends actually dispizes that person.

Tom Lewis is a tool-bag, why the hell does he open is mouth.

by Josh Lucas February 19, 2006

tool

a douche bag usually oblivious to whats actually going on, will act like a complete ass to look good in front of their tool posse. usually rich, steriotypicly good looking, possibly drives a hummer, nobody usually likes these people, and they all really dress alike, try to sag their pants with a hollister shirt and either short spiked or baech boy hair and flip flops.

a man wearing a wifebeater while blaring bad tool music from the sub woofer of his yellow hummer with a license plate that says "WRKNOUT"

by you.kno.me August 8, 2009

Tooling

The act of either soberly or drunkenly acting like an idiot, dbag and/or jackass. Making a fool of yourself.

Eric threw the bottle of patron at the counter top then tried to chop it up with a samurai sword

Damn he was defiantly tooling out

by JHoffman November 16, 2010

tool shedding

When the stock markets gets hit in your grill and you have no idea what the fukk is going on.

Lou was buying BHP in Australia and it was getting a tool shedding.

by Jimaxgp January 22, 2008

toolcrib

ToolCrib Is a newer word Used To describe a place of Employment. A tool crib Usually Is full of Tools Or douches. The Usage is only recognized appropriate by the User of the word and can Be used freely as it is suspected derogatory, but not easily proven resulting In Human resources Involvement.

"I would go to the beach today but I have to go down to the toolcrib and lock up the Joint."
'olthuggie'
(Go Into work and Make sure nothing Is F'd up)

"Yeah, Heather I will meet you Later after the toolcrib fiasco."
'olthuggie'
(Getting Off work)

by olthuggie March 20, 2008

tool cut

A hair grooming technique used by adolescent males who take pride in looking like complete douchebags, or "tools." Style consists of long bangs and a shaved back of the head. In the most unfortunate cases, hair on top of the head is worn gelled and sticking up.

Note: may also be accentuated with bad yellow highlights, and serves the purpose of turning women off those sporting these dreadful locks.

jessie: hey, caitlin! Your boyfriend's tool cut is pretty heinous.
caitlin: i know! it sort of makes my eyes bleed when i look at him.
jessie: that haircut has "i'm about to be single" written all over it.
caitlin: pour me another shot?

by whoawhoawhoaaa May 18, 2008