Two Timer

A crap that takes two flushes.

Man, i just had a two timer!

by richtaylor521 March 29, 2005

Two foot

Like a football/soccer slide tackle, But you use 2 feet so if you catch them it will hurt them.

Phil is pissing me off. I’m going to two foot him

by Predz February 22, 2019

Two Men

Now, it's two men. Is about two men who get into all kinds of scrapes.

Mark: This could be your last bath
Phil: Now we're just two men

by Mark Buys August 22, 2017

two faced

Two faced is when a friend has two sides. they act one way in front of u but when they not near u they talk about u

me:hi u want to go to the movies
two faced:sure

kelly:y were u talking to her
two faced:cause i was tellin her to get swag
kelly:good cause she need it
two faced:i kno

by tina4590 February 13, 2010

Zero Two

Something that exists that I would like to NOT be annoyed by, considering anyone that likes her and Darling in the Franxx will defend her heavily and talk shit at me, making me wish I had a Baton at my side, so I can Vibe Check them with a nasty Headshot.

Weeb: "I think that Zero Two may be the best Waifu. Like, I beat off to her every night bro, like, I WISH she existed irl."
Me: "Um, who you talkin to?"
Weeb: "Bro we're in a Discord server with other weebs, tryna talk to them, stfu"
Me: "I've officially reached the point where I could give two shits about your opinion"
Weeb: "Who asked?"
Me: "... For you to be here?"

by The Correctional Historian October 13, 2020

Two-squared

Verb. The act of two-squaring is to intentionally leave only two squares of toilet paper on the roll, thus fooling the next user into thinking sufficient ass-wiping supplies are available when they, in fact, are not.

Frank: "I heard you broke up with Shelly. What's up with that?"

Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."

also:

Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"

by duke5572 October 29, 2007

two-five

derogatory term for security guards... from 5-0 (slang for police)

Two-five kicked me outta the food court for NO REASON, yo.

by TC September 26, 2003