An individual, usually female, who behaves in an offensive, inappropriate, and often immature manner.
Characteristics of a twat often include: a staggering unawareness of personal space/hygiene, sudden and violent aggression at anyone who appears more intelligent, difficulty grasping polite requests and instead misinterpreting them as demagogic orders, and making generally limited use of his/her 1-2 pound brain.
Characteristics of a twat often include: a staggering unawareness of personal space/hygiene, sudden and violent aggression at anyone who appears more intelligent, difficulty grasping polite requests and instead misinterpreting them as demagogic orders, and making generally limited use of his/her 1-2 pound brain.
by lihop2u August 26, 2010
Get the twatmug. Tom: That guy is a twat!
Edd: Yeah, and a twit!
Mom: What did you say?
Tom: He's addicted to Twa- I mean Twitter.
Edd: Yeah, and a twit!
Mom: What did you say?
Tom: He's addicted to Twa- I mean Twitter.
by Nooboob February 20, 2010
Get the Twatmug. by jaystar403 July 25, 2011
Get the twatmug. talking the elusive left twat here,
Usually asked by "Right twats" with no idea of the meaning of what a twat is to start with
what is the difference between a right twat and a left twat.
Answer roflmao stupid your a "right twat
Usually asked by "Right twats" with no idea of the meaning of what a twat is to start with
what is the difference between a right twat and a left twat.
Answer roflmao stupid your a "right twat
by tdatoz September 9, 2008
Get the twatmug. 
The act of dropping one's vagina into the face of another man or woman.
(The female version of a Tea Bag)
(The female version of a Tea Bag)
EXAMPLE 1
Yoshi: Did you just get done eating fish?
Mark: No, I woke up to Betsy twat-bombing me... The smell just won't go away.
EXAMPLE 2
Shane got slapped earlier for asking a girl what he had to do to get a twat-bomb.
Yoshi: Did you just get done eating fish?
Mark: No, I woke up to Betsy twat-bombing me... The smell just won't go away.
EXAMPLE 2
Shane got slapped earlier for asking a girl what he had to do to get a twat-bomb.
by AgNO_3 February 28, 2009
Get the Twat-Bombmug. Its an urban legend that while you are nailing a chick her twat locks up and you can't pull your dick out.
"Dude, did you hear what happened to Sully last night? He was doing his girl and she got lock twat"!!! "Her dad came home and they had to go to the E.R. and get a doctor to release her lock twat".
by Sully baby March 1, 2009
Get the lock twatmug.