tort

(Noun). A child's fart, usually associated with a tonkle. Torting and tonkling combine to form a torkle.

Uh oh, I think little Justin just torted!

by Dan St. Aubin April 14, 2006

tortita

what you usually name as Tortilla. It's not a tortilla at all, it's a TORTITA. Used in food wrapping,Mexican food especially

I want to have tacos for dinner. So I'll have to buy tortitas.

by HamishFrankie October 20, 2006

Curious Tortoise

A (usually unexpected and unwanted) poop that starts to stick out it's head to check out what's happening, usually as it's owner is running to the bathroom in an attempt to deposit it before it fully merges.

I tried to casually let one go and thought I'd got away with it, but then I felt something poking at the back of my pants. It was like a curious tortoise straining it's head to see the world around it.

I made it to the bathroom just in time and it had a water birth. Now I have to wash my jocks.

by DustyRoads September 27, 2013

steamed tortilla

The act of using a tortilla (corn or flour) as a condom, having sexual intercourse, ejaculating inside the tortilla, and finally making the female (or male) eat said tortilla.

Our Cleaning lady is so FREAKY!!! That latina let me give her the steamed tortilla

by Funkdoobius, and mcBain July 6, 2008

tortilicious

What it means to be Brian Torti and all his sexual prowess

That guy with two chicks is one tortilicious kid.

by Skoobstv October 16, 2008

torta

Over weight girl looking for BIGSCOTTY at a car show.

Last time I saw BIGSCOTTY he went around the corner to holla at some torta.

by ogcaddy September 15, 2003

tortellini

a sexual practice in Italy in which the male wraps his penis in pasta dough before sex

My man and I did tortellini last night and it was orgasmic

by Bibsmgee January 27, 2017