An remarkably flexible word which can be applied to anyone virtually who is a teenager and has not made any visible efforts in their dress to appear 'alternative' or 'individualistic' or more accuratley isn't wearing solid black.
Very often apllied in derogatory tones by well off kids to describe young people who bear any signs of being working class ie gold earings, cheap clothes, old trainers.
Very often apllied in derogatory tones by well off kids to describe young people who bear any signs of being working class ie gold earings, cheap clothes, old trainers.
I went out wearing ridiclously large trousers and a top saying 'f**k god' to try and get attention and the townies took the mick out of me. Boo hoo
by ad September 6, 2003
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1) mate
2) d'ked
3) faggot
4) startin
5) yah mam
6) " "'s got balls
7) fuckin bang yah
8) mak'e'Ds
9) G-Unit
10) lend us 10p
11) ciggi
12) hes not a mosher, hes a emu (emo joke)
13) lend us a ciggi
14) nob ed
15) wheres the crew
16) easy
17) get the skater
18) wat yah lookin at?!
19) smashed
20) muppet
WHAT TOWNIES DO
townies beat up old men and women for there chip shop money to buy "ciggis" and cider, they drive down streets, late at night, in shitty corsas, at 15 or 50 mph. sit on street corners, at night getting smashed and fucked out of there heads.
they are the scum of the underworld, the rats of society and they are all "muppets".
p.s do your part for society, kill a townie.
1) mate
2) d'ked
3) faggot
4) startin
5) yah mam
6) " "'s got balls
7) fuckin bang yah
8) mak'e'Ds
9) G-Unit
10) lend us 10p
11) ciggi
12) hes not a mosher, hes a emu (emo joke)
13) lend us a ciggi
14) nob ed
15) wheres the crew
16) easy
17) get the skater
18) wat yah lookin at?!
19) smashed
20) muppet
WHAT TOWNIES DO
townies beat up old men and women for there chip shop money to buy "ciggis" and cider, they drive down streets, late at night, in shitty corsas, at 15 or 50 mph. sit on street corners, at night getting smashed and fucked out of there heads.
they are the scum of the underworld, the rats of society and they are all "muppets".
p.s do your part for society, kill a townie.
im not going to give you an example cos all you need to do is go outside macdonalds, nettos or jacksons and you will see for yourself.
by the voice of Hull April 26, 2004
Get the townie mug.a townie is just someone who doesnt have enough personality to dress how they want or by things that 500 people dont already have. they are people who dont have anyfriends so they just become a townie as it doesnt take any effort ( u just have to look like a looser that hasnt had a shower in 5 weeks) they are also completely weak and scrawny and like picking on people twice their size they also love to talk about sex etc. although they have never even touched a girl in their life unless they were pushed away from trying to touch her up. also something wors than a townie ( if u can belive it) is a wanna be townie, (they acctually exist) they have 'house parties' the girls prentend to be drunk on a cola or if their daring shandy.
TOWNIE: do you tink he is gay?
NORMAL PERSON:dunno dont realy care if he is, do u ? r u homophobic?
TOWNIE: what does that mean??
NORMAL PERSON: it means you have a predjudice against gay people
TOWNIE: (to fellow townie) hey man is you homophobic?
FELLOW TOWNIE: (confused expression) shut up man your gay!
NORMAL PERSON:dunno dont realy care if he is, do u ? r u homophobic?
TOWNIE: what does that mean??
NORMAL PERSON: it means you have a predjudice against gay people
TOWNIE: (to fellow townie) hey man is you homophobic?
FELLOW TOWNIE: (confused expression) shut up man your gay!
by Ella November 19, 2004
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by haddy July 8, 2005
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by Elohim January 29, 2005
Get the Townie Hater mug.A knucklehead townie is the exact opposite of a redneck country boy, knucklehead townies are usually bisexual don’t own firearms, hunt or fish and hate camping. Knucklehead townies tend to be liberals who can’t weld.
Hey bro, did you see that knucklehead townie in the designer jeans try to lay a greasy bead? he wants to suck my peen.
by Jules Winnfield May 27, 2018
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If it wasn't for the 20mph speed limit...plus speedbumps...plus tractors...plus sheep crossing...plus OAP bus...I could've run that rural townie over much harder. Lets go back.
by MK'chenko July 6, 2006
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