Touch Tips

When you are connected to someone via linkedIn

Hey man want to touch tips?

by rotokayu September 19, 2016

The Bad Touch

A well-known song by the Bloodhound Gang, often refered to as 'The Discovery Channel Song' or 'The Mammals Song'. The misuse of the title often annoys the band, and all eight of their fans alike.

Person A: Have you ever heard 'The Bad Touch' by the Bloodhound Gang?
Person B: Don't think so.
Person A: Really, you don't know 'the discovery channel song'?
Person B: Oh yeah, I love that song. They're my favourite band.

by Lunarr February 13, 2009

I wouldn't touch her with yours

When a person (male)is so disgusted with the female that has simply walked by that the said person would not even have intercourse with her, even if he were to use his friend's penis

Oooft she's a fucken roaster, i wouldn't touch her with yours

or

oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours

by Stooster April 23, 2006

He Touched My Shoulder Story

A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.

"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"

by Janey and Anna and Molly July 2, 2005

touchy feely

When someone is all over you, touching and feeling.

Jeremy is so touchy feely that its disgusting

by a man duh July 14, 2004

Bad Touch

An exclamation that usually forebodes a sexual act, more than likely an unwanted one.

Depending on the context, it can be used interchangeably with DO NOT WANT.

Gurlfran 1: Ugh, Joe tried to put his arm around me at the movie theater.
Gurlfran 2: BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH. D:
Gurlfran 1: Nah, it's chill, I cockblocked him.

by Skul March 1, 2010

Penis Touch

When one man's erect penis touches another man's erect penis.

I'm bored dood! You wanna penis touch?

by The JoeyDrama May 21, 2011