tootsoonie 

A tootsoonie doesn't even deserve to be capitalized as a noun. It's a tootsoon and sometimes pronounced as tsootsoon. Italian for nigger. Also known as castania brugate, which is Italian for burnt chestnut. Better known to be an up and comer in the Call of Duty 4 rankings. Often cathing Monarch butterflies, singing the moofoomoofoo-man chant or watching the sunset behind the MooseShagger himself. You can find a tootsoonie in Scarborough, FO SHO!!! "Ain't nothin' but a g thang bay-bay", or possibly in my basement.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a tootsoonie? ....one supports a family, the other doesn't.

What do you call 2 tootsoonies in a sleeping bag? ..TWIX

tootsoonie by Tootsoonie May 21, 2008

tootsie wank

when a lady gives pleasure to a mans penis using the balls of her feet and toes.

o hunni now you've stripped for me stand still and let me give you a tootsie wank

OR

i've lost both my arms but i can still satisfy you by giving you a tootsie wank...with my toes and bottoms of my feet but pls don't cum in my lil toes as nail varnish remover doesn't remove spink

tootsie wank by beef lover April 30, 2006

Hot For Tools 

A girl named Erica, on Youtube, who has a style similar to that of "Hot For Words", but talks about tools and handywork instead of the origins of English words.

I learned how to replace a window from Hot For Tools!

Hot For Tools by Kaza55 July 22, 2009

toofs 

Drastically misshapen teeth with gaps throughout, a lower form of teef.

"Err that Chalky bird, she's got proper toofs!"

toofs by Cowfresh March 27, 2007

tolts 

Female physical assets

That girl has been flaunting her tolts all night.

tolts by K August 16, 2004

Toot Paste 

Toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else's wife.

Dude, her toot paste got in my eyes when i was mouth clamping her brown spider.

Toot Paste by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

nigger tools

Tools that can be used for a wide array of jobs, since the right tool for the job is often not present. Most common examples include: vise-grips, crescent wrenches, and pipe wrenches.

Why don't you go buy a socket set and stop using these nigger tools!

nigger tools by Mshay May 8, 2008