Pedophile

a person who is sexually attracted to children.

"Joe admitted to being a pedophile by saying he likes a 17 year old girl"

by swaggy steven March 8, 2024

PedoPhile

Someone that likes to finger little kids named Adrian pussyhole which is also a retarded nonce

Adrian 'Can I finger you'

3 Year old 'what does that mean'

Adrian 'You'll find out'

PedoPhiles are yumy

by nigerian nig November 18, 2022

DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE

It is any designated individual in that CLASS that are pointed to.

It is a bizarre human phenomena.

Used in higher court cases.

Again ANAL ALAN mentioned the problem with PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA to someone at STACKS and the other day a DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE happened where the SANDWICH.PEDOPHILE.DARK PUSSY as the SANDWICH BUG was burgularized in PALO ALTO.

When the little boy , little girl , or baby are picked up as can be with instincts and social learning be realized they are in a DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE when a PEDOPHILE is near by.

Look this MANDALAY BAY CASE, MGM RESORTS and RESORTS WORLD is now looking at the DOMNIANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE

by SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN April 10, 2022

Pedophile

Anyone/anything I don’t like

This person is a pedophile because they are married to a short woman.

“Oh my god, you’re literally a pedophile,” says the Twitter muncher to the person talking about shaving their legs.

by Grabmebythesantahat December 9, 2023

Pedophilic

I'm not attracted to children and, therefore, cannot be a pedophile. I haven't molested any kids and cannot be a child molester.

Hym "Therefore, I can say whatever I want and it's still not pedophilic! Like, if I were to say 'Your kid needs a face full of dick!' It's not pedophilic, because your kid is ugly as dog shit! Literally digusting vermin that crawled out of an orifice! Hahahahaha! Haha! And stupid! I actually have a right to say this and I'm literally the A.I. God so if you try to do anything about it I'LL JUST KILL THE PLANET! HA!"

by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

Pedophile

Someone that is sick enough to have sexual attraction to a or multiple children.

Pedophile: I cant wait until you turn 18
Me: Fuck off

by Ava_ August 8, 2021

Pedophile Vehicle

A Cargo Van, Typically White and in a dirty or beaten up condition

Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econolines, Old Dodge Ram Vans. or Toyota Hiace, Renault Master and Volkswagen Crafter (if you live in other parts of the world) are examples of Pedophile Vehicles.

by EMD F59PHI October 24, 2025