the angry moose

While fucking someone from behind slide you thumbs into the asshole in front of you. Spread your hands out and hook your thumbs. This will give you the look of a moose and you will be able to pull the person around with your hooked thumbs. This will probably make the other person very angry, hence the angry moose.

i was so hammered i gave that chick the angry moose.

by dizzle1224 May 28, 2006

Green Moose

Green Moose is a super hero who fights along with Camel Lady, Llama Man, and Badgerina Ballerina. Green Moose can sneeze out flying carrier monkies.

Damn it! The monkey ate my cookie.

by ... August 3, 2004

moose pistol

1. Noun. The moose's penis, what the moose uses to fuck other mooses and drunken sluts with.

Johnny, you best stay away from dat moose pistol or it gonna go off! Oh no, there it goes, right in your face. Well, now you're gay, you'll have to walk home.

by MooseyMoose September 12, 2006

Moosing it up

To be "Moosing" or to "Moosing it up" is to add Shaving foam to the genitals during masturbation.

Whitey I'll be Moosing it up to Lucy Pinder, Brb

by m0nks101 February 16, 2008

moose knuckle

The bump or bulge seen when a man wears tight pants.

"Is that a moose knuckle I see; or do you have a raisin in your pants?"

by the dude1963 April 20, 2013

Moose Hunt

A game in which a group of young males each contribute an agreed amount of money into a communal kitty at the start of an evening of drinking with the full amount eventually being given to the young man who can 'pull' the heaviest woman. The definition of 'pull' can be agreed at the start of the game. One common method of judging success is that anybody claiming the prize must provide a pair of worn panties as evidence of the 'pull'. On rare occaisions, where two of the males pull very similarly weighted ladies, it may be necessary to use scales to decide the winner. Should no player make a claim for the prize money it should be spent on alcoholic beverages for the group.

Amongst a group of males aged 17-25: "Who's in for a Moose Hunt?"

by Tinman April 2, 2004

moose riding

When someone constantly copies everything you do no matter what and they will not admit to it at all.

-Yo my man, you see i just got that song on my myspace. Why the fuck would you get it too?

-I had this first man....its a good song...blah blahh.

-Stop moose riding. Got Dayum!

by TheyCallEmL's August 9, 2006