A Jon Blough is based off of the original "BLOUGH", the act of fluffing up a penis to 45% erect and then slapping someone on the face while they are unconscious. A Jon Blough on the otherhand is the act of taking a shit on the unconscious person's face followed by a massage using a 79.147% erect penis to spread around the "chocolate".
by 79.123erect July 22, 2009
Get the Jon Bloughmug. A literal heavenly being who can make people pregnant by just looking at them. Perfect combination of jawline and abs 10/10 guy, loved by gays and straights alike
Person 1: Ayo is that Jon Bernthal????
Person 2: Holy shit we’re now pregnant!
Person 1: Woah that’s crazy!
Person 2: Holy shit we’re now pregnant!
Person 1: Woah that’s crazy!
by opinunatedtoothbrush March 8, 2022
Get the jon bernthalmug. n. or adj. Pronunciation: {jon-nawr-muhs}
Much like the word enormous, Jon-normous refers to being larger than life either in size or other realms. Such as: being tall, large in stature or weight, having a large penis, high self-esteem, overly confident, borderline cocky. This word can only be used when referring to a person who has the name Jon or John, or any variation thereof. When named John, it's more appropriate to spell as John-normous.
Person can also be referred to as Big Jon or Big John.
Much like the word enormous, Jon-normous refers to being larger than life either in size or other realms. Such as: being tall, large in stature or weight, having a large penis, high self-esteem, overly confident, borderline cocky. This word can only be used when referring to a person who has the name Jon or John, or any variation thereof. When named John, it's more appropriate to spell as John-normous.
Person can also be referred to as Big Jon or Big John.
Wow, that guy from last night was definitely Jon-normous! I couldn't believe how good he was!
That guy singing is Jon-normous! He's almost hitting the ceiling!
I'm kind of turned on by how Jon-normous he is. He is so sure of himself.
That guy singing is Jon-normous! He's almost hitting the ceiling!
I'm kind of turned on by how Jon-normous he is. He is so sure of himself.
by Dominoose September 26, 2010
Get the Jon-normousmug. by Chris January 21, 2005
Get the Lalap Jonsmug. Having a completely shaved pussy
by ibemeubu May 13, 2009
Get the The Jon Benetmug. A "rapper" if you can call some retarded pathetic nigga that all he does it yell, mainly 3 words in his songs. It is very RARE that you hear his say other words than YEAH, WHAT, and OK in his lyrics. A disgrace to hip hop community.
A:Yo, what's that annoying background noise in this song?
B:Oh, don't mind him, his vocabulary only contains 3 words that are mastered, he's still working on some other few.
B:Oh, don't mind him, his vocabulary only contains 3 words that are mastered, he's still working on some other few.
by roberto March 12, 2005
Get the lil jonmug. by bo ho May 7, 2004
Get the jon crappermug.