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Tooth Moustache

When pubic hair gets stuck in someones braces while giving oral. This makes it a lot less horny.
H: yesterday S gave me a bj but my pubes got stuck in her braces
A: LOL! she got a tooth moustache
by @[][]!# February 21, 2013
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Blew-Tooth

My girlfriend is totally "Blew-tooth", hands free: she gives the best blowjob on the planet.
by G to the 3 March 25, 2011
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[Doofus] Tooth

A hands-free cell phone device that attaches to the ear and makes the user look like a robo-asshole as he walks around annoying others.
I was in line at the grocery store and some dip-shit with a doofus tooth was talking behind me. I started to talk to him like he was talking to me. That interrupted his conversation so he got torqued-off and went to another line.
by cattnipp October 16, 2008
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Stank Tooth

When you are eating ass and get shit in you teeth
I was eating Louis's ass and got some Stank Tooth
by Cornwallis911 October 26, 2016
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Suite Tooth

The act of getting a blowjob from your hotel maid.
John: "Ah man, on my business trip to Chicago my hotel maid gave me my pancakes then gave me a blowjob!"
Joe: "You mean a Suite tooth?"
by jaxonthemitch November 22, 2011
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tooth pic

I want to trace your gums and teeth with my tongue. I want to know how your incisors and grinders came to grow. The whole story. How old you were and if it hurt. How sharp they are and if there's dirt. Like spinach or raspberry seeds. I want to know about recent loss and cavities. And if you're careless or vain about filling these. Tell me, too, if you want to know mine. How with age they respond to time. I'll let you touch them, lick them one by one. We'll be deeper friends when we are done.
"wanna get a dick pic?"
"fuck that. send me a tooth pic 🤤"
by Krkič April 24, 2019
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Tooth Blanket

The act of performing oral on a chick that looks like she is squeezing a large beaver between her thighs. AKA "mexican rodeo"
I totally flossed my teeth when i gave my girl a tooth blanket.
by danzig1984 April 2, 2011
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