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whiskey matrix

The precise amount of drunk where all you want to do is clean around your place. While the amount required varies from person to person, it usually falls in the realm of 2-5 drinks.
I got home from the bar last night and ended up in the Whiskey Matrix. Now, all my laundry is done and I can't find my cat.
by Elk Snot July 19, 2018
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Matrix Food

Food that is processed or has a lot of pesticides/Lab ingredients in it. Used by the government to keep peoples bodies stuck and lousy
I want to eat some Doritos and cheezits right now

Bro that’s Matrix food go eat a apple
by Pseudboi February 16, 2024
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pronoun matrix simulator

Pronoun Matrix Simulator; The act of

Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.

Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.
/////// WARNING \\\\\\\\ Pronoun Matrix Simulator will get you KILLED or may sustain bodily harm!!
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.
by DrFuck March 9, 2024
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Matrix

A very bad, stupid and shitty guild on hypixel.
-Matrix members are gexp slaves and depressed.
-Matrix members like to think that they're the best when in fact, they're not.
by eeeaaaaasspppooorrtttss69 October 10, 2021
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matrix

A place or state of being where one is pursued relentlessly by men with large handguns who have the utmost intentions of using them. Even if it means hurdling over skyscrapers.
I can't believe we got away from the ATF last night, we was duckin' them agents like we was trapped in da matrix!
by that outside dick May 26, 2006
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matrix

slang name for police like busys pigs 5-0 ect...
everywhere you go you gotta dodge the matrix
by iiJordyy November 11, 2013
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Matrix

An awesome movie that was created with the purpose to reveal the truth about our lives, WE ARE IN A SIMULATION

Oh, and the code in the background is a sushi recipe, this means…

We live in a Sushi recipe
by ExternalTrout80 March 2, 2022
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