flash bitch

A person (typically female) in which a single member of a band chooses to infatuate himself with for the night while on tour. A new city, a new flash bitch. She's important for the night, but gone in a flash.

Wow, the singer and that girl are really hitting it off over a few drinks. Looks like it's going well, but I'll bet she's just another flash bitch.

by Zombiewheatthin March 27, 2018

Flash Relationship

When someone of the Homosapien Species enters a relationship, updates all of their Social Media Profiles to reflect their new relationship status, ONLY to break up with said homosapien within a weeks time.

9/30/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from SINGLE to in a relationship.

10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.

"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."

by Beezy253 September 30, 2013

flash of stupidity

A brain fart, temporary lack of common sense or mature judgment. The total opposite of flash of genius.

Todd: That was a real jackass moment, bro.
Dewayne: Yeah, a flash of stupidity.

by scriptwrite1 March 18, 2011

cloaked flash

Vegetables on wheels. Can't drive so they have to hide themselves.

Those fucking cloaked flashes on planetside 2 are the fucking worst man.

by Lilgingy August 7, 2017

a flash flasher

a person who flashes in a flash costume

a saw a flash flasher the other day, and ill never look at Barry Allen the same way again!

by PyroSkelly July 13, 2016

Flash-Noob

Is a monster/half-human being the abuses a summoner spelled called flash I league of legends They have 1 - 0 friends in real life and like to eat dirt and mountains? The only thing the find pleasure in is to abuse the summer spell called flash in league of legends. Flash noob is an insult that you only call your worst enemy

You are a flash-noob
Omg you are a flash-noob!
CAn you see that flash-noob!

by The funny troll July 13, 2020

flash-eyed

when a person experiences temporary blindness due to eye exposure to too many camera flashes.

frequently experienced at shows in the dark.

"YO! Lady! Did you see that bangin' guitar riff?"
"Naaww maaan, i am sooo flash-eyed right now. you dont even know."

by stretchmarx July 20, 2007