Nerd Complex

Similar to the Napoleon complex. A nerd complex is defined as the less attractive the nerd is to the opposite sex, the higher opinion the nerd holds of itself as to their capabilities in nerd culture (programming, compiling, quoting star wars, being good at video games, understanding science and technology).

The uglier or fatter the nerd, the more intelligent they insist they must be, in order to compensate for the fact that they are un-fuckable. Unable to face the fact that there is no direct correlation between ugly and genius and they are no more capable than a handsome nerd.

"There must be a reason why I'm like this"
"I'm absolutely disgusting and girls will never touch me, that's because god made me a super genius, the likes of Linus Torvalds or Stephen Hawking."

"Wow that guy's got a serious nerd complex, I write better code than this dork but girls still tug on my hammer here and there."
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Will Ferrell Complex

A complex in which a person shouts obscenities and makes weird noises whilst being in the company of no one.
Sometimes when I'm all by myself, I make really weird noises or just shout at the top of my lungs.

That's called the Will Ferrell Complex.
by Moe Galle January 10, 2012
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Pinocchio Complex

Question made to confuse, or befuddle someone. Can lead to universal implosion, or exploding of one's head.
If Pinocchio says, "My nose will grow now." What happens?

A great Cretan once said; "All Cretans are lyers." Is he lying or telling the truth?


These are examples of the Pinocchio Complex.
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Jesus Complex

Someone who believes that they are the embodiment or equivalent of Jesus Christ. These people are often known to have an over active ego as well. Said person will go around acting as if they can heal the lame and make the blind see, and in doing so, believes they are really performing "miracles". People with a Jesus Complex will often ask women if they'd like to "let Christ enter their bodies" as well. These people are considered dangerously stupid and should be approached with condemnation and extreme prejudice.
Sally - Some guy at the party last night kept asking me if I'd like to let Jesus Christ into my body, then he told me that, he, was Jesus.

Christie - Really? That guy must have a total Jesus Complex. What an asshole.
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God Complex

A mindset where you think you are legendary and and godly at everything you do. Commonly found in people with bad hair and people that have a C as the first letter of their first name. And anyone with a N in the laster letter of their last name definitely has a god complex. If you have C as your first letter of your first name and N in the last letter of your last name then your god complex is deadly. Anyone with a deadly god complex will get beaten up many times for thinking they are so good. They are also infectious
That Charlie Pearson has a Deadly god complex.
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The Daddy Complex

Women ranging from 18-25 that are easy to get with, due to their need for attention from a male. Their need for attention is driven by the lack of a father figure for which they crave. Men can often take advantage of these DC individuals by acting more fatherly and controlling in a relationship. Making the girl "Easy" which can lead to sex, often on the first night.
The Daddy Complex
Example : Jenny's parents got divorced at an early age and she scarcely sees her father. Jenny looks for a man to fill the empty void in her life.
(Enter Billy) Billy while attempting to woo Jenny, uses his knowledge of (The daddy complex) to give him an advantage. By making himself seem, strong, authoritative and in a position of power can connect with her on a deeply psychological level and make her "Easy".
by OnceInMexico September 19, 2013
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Superiority Complex

Viewing one's self as more important than every other person or nation.
The USA needs to get over its Superiority Complex, you guys aren't the greatest people on earth.
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