Jerkoff Litmus Test

The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.

After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.

by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012

incest is the best put your sister to the test

:) :) :) :) :) pie

:) :) :) :) :) bananas

by cheeseguy May 24, 2004

test tube baby

A child born to In-Vitro fertilisation, see IVF, who was concieved in a test tube a few hours before being put into the mother.

Louise Brown was the worlds' first test tube baby in 1978.

by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004

Test Text

A text you send to a girl you have been flirting with, only AFTER you send a text and she doesn't respond for a while, to "test" if she is ignoring you, or she is just away from her phone.

Text to girl: "I can't wait for the party on Saturday"

(No answer...)

Test Text: "How are you getting there btw, do you need a ride?"

Always try to follow up with a question so she is obligated to answer. If she doesn't, she is away from her phone. If she answers in like a one-word answer, move on, she's not interested.

by maxy2889 August 13, 2009

elbow test

An interviewing technique to screen female candidates. The applicant interlaces fingers behind her neck and walks toward the wall. Should her elbows be the first appendages to touch the wall, the applicant is no longer considered for employment.

"Let's to the elbow test. First, lock your fingers behind your neck. Now point your elbows forward and walk toward that wall."
(elbows touch wall before breasts)
"NEXT!!!"

With thanks to Steve.

by Cheese Sandwich April 3, 2006

lolygraph test

Any method of assessment to decide whether or not something is lolworthy.

Like a polygraph test, only to detect lolz instead of lies.

Maybe Carlos Mencia's show is popular, but no chance he passes a lolygraph test.

You should have been there the other day! Juliet slipped on some ice and my lolygraph machine just went crazy.

by The Goddamn Kid March 26, 2008

Studying for a drug test

Having to refrain from smoking pot, or using other drugs, to pass a drug test

"No I can't hit that bong man, I'm studying for a drug test for work."

by Just Lane December 9, 2008