teets

1. When you're too gutless to do something. Like being chicken. The phrase "Do it or you're teets." is commonly used to pressure someone into doing something. It's like a double dare only stronger, because the person unquestionably has to do it, obviously, or they're teets.
2. When you're a lightweight drinker and can't handle your alcohol.

"Play us a song on the guitar!"
"No."
"Do it you're teets."
"Guess I have to then."

"She was vomiting after three."
"Teets."

by Gisborne January 20, 2011

teeth lying

teeth lying is the engaging of oral sex without Biting the
Penise.

phone slang : what a fella gotta do to get yo teeth lying.
music slang : I wanna fuck you till yo teeth lying.
porn slang : my throbbing pussy makes me feel like my teeth are lying.

by regardless devon victory February 15, 2008

Lava Teeth

The condition in which one's teeth spontaneously become molten or liquid in a nature similar to that of lava.

"He was a good kisser, except for the lava teeth"

by emmaruby January 13, 2008

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem

The most amazing band in all of existence, their epicness is only increased by the fact that they are all Muppets. Dr. Teeth plays the keyboard, Floyd Pepper plays the bass, Zoot plays the saxophone, Janice plays lead guitar, and Animal's on drums.

Did you see Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem on the Muppet Show last night? They were incredible!

by yogoyoyogo February 9, 2010

meth teeth

Ya know, the thin gray choppers people who have abused methamphetamines sport that look like they fall out or disintegrate at any second.

Dude, I was trying to help this guy at my store the other day, but all I could do was stare at was his meth teeth disintegrating teeth bad teeth drugs, I swore one was going to fall out on my counter!

by sjkyr4 March 27, 2009

Teeth clangin virgin

one who has clanger teeth and has no luck with women.

"Hello Babez" said M.W

"P*ss off M.W u teeth clangin Virgin" said girl

by Jewel$ March 18, 2008

gungle teeth

to have such mangled teeth that it looks like you have just given someone a rimjob after giving them an anal creampie

p1 yo you see that guys gungle teeth
p2 yeah those teeth are fucking nasty!!

by gungle teeth March 4, 2008