Metro surfing

Riding on the Washington, D.C. Metro (underground, subway) while not holding onto anything, hence giving the sensation that you are "surfing" in the car on the tracks, trying to stay upright while the car twists and turns.

Source: my friend Tara, who lives in DC, introduced me to this term.

Metro surfing becomes that much funnier to watch when people have been drinking.

by Holly G December 9, 2008

gutter surfing

riding a surfboard or like object down the rushing stream of water of a street curb gutter.

Its raining hard, lets go gutter surfing!

by sk8ingxl3s January 21, 2010

train surfing

An extreme sport popular in Soweto, South Africa.

It includes things like hanging onto a moving train and sliding your feet on the platform, standing on the roof and dodging powerlines, jumping on and off repeatedly, jumping from a bridge onto a moving train and jumping between carriages. The more dangerous the stunt, the better.

It is illegal, and fatalities are common

Sipho and Themba went train surfing from Dobsonville to Orlando.

by George McBob May 5, 2009

cock surfing

When lonely men desperately attempt to attract females by logging on to Chat Roulette and pointing their webcams at their man meat. They are miserably disappointed, however, as the only people they encounter are other lonely desperate men doing the same.

"My sexuality is questionable after spending all last night cock surfing on Chat Roulette"

by Filisofic March 2, 2010

Ego-Surfing

Using a search engine to find references to oneself on the internet

I'm ego-surfing on google

by Egomaniac September 18, 2003

redneck surfing

Being the driver of a moving vehical and jamming the gas while you climb out the window to lay on the windshield of the vehical, leaving no one to drive the car.

Person 1: Oh look at the driver of that truck! hes on the roof?

Person 2: He's redneck surfing, well was...

go to ebaumsworld.com for a video sample of how this activity is preformed

by Dr. Funk August 1, 2004

carpet surfing

when a dog (small or large) sits on the carpet and drags around the room on it's butt using it front legs.

Look honey, Fido is carpet surfing his ass off on our heirloom, oriental rug.

by qazedctgbujmesztfcuhbokm March 21, 2009