Cow Tippin' Monkey Smuggla'

1. A professional smuggler of monkeys who also engages in cow tipping, perhaps concomitantly.

2. One who tips cows while they smuggle a monkey.

See that man with simian primates hidden under his trenchcoat knocking over sleeping bovines? He's a cow tippin' monkey smuggla'!

by Saucydon May 15, 2006

plum smuggler

Tight shorts in general on males. So tight that testicles are bulging in the crotch. It gives the appearance as if the wearer is smuggling plums in his shorts. Hence the name "Plum smugglers". These shorts are often worn by American tourists abroad.

"Damn, how can you fit your balls in those plum smugglers?"

American tourists usually wear the plum smugglers with a pair of birkenstocks (sometimes worn with socks).

Lt. Dangle from the show Reno 911 integrated the plum smugglers into his uniform.

by DizzleOC April 10, 2008

budgee smugler

tight, revealing bathers resembling undies

speedos, cock jocks

by jane October 15, 2003

smuggle puff

a person that is blazed out of their mind, that has been gettin high on that good shit, dro, haze, etc.

on the phone
me (pick up): Waattsssuupppp.. HEHEHEHE.. im highhhh
jeff: ight, hey Smuggle Puff

by chanteah February 23, 2006

Smuggler's Run

This is what a male does after nailing a slumpbuster in order to not get caught and made fun of. Where women must do the "walk of shame", men go on the "smuggler's run" in order to not be seen by others.

We know he got a slumpbuster last night. We caught him getting ready to do the smuggler's run coming out of her house.

by J-Rax April 8, 2008

smug-mouth

when some bitch decides to be crap and gives you a smug smile, like she's very pleased with herself and is way smarter then you can ever hope to be.

That asshole just smug-mouthed me for not believing that barack obama would win the election.

by exasperateddd May 12, 2009

Smuggle Flosh

A very cheesy sensation of cheese pringles.
Only the beast kids actually know of smuggle flosh

Boy: Can I have some smuggle flosh
Girl: What is that?!
Boy: I can't believe you don't know what smuggle flosh is, I guess your not as cool as I thought

by NewYorkMouse August 2, 2010