ass slapping

The act of a woman bending down as if she was touching her toes while thrusting her ass up and down a males genital area commonly performed at college parties involving loud music and alcohol

I was ass slapping him so hard last night my legs hurt!

by Billy Bob Bob Bob December 16, 2008

stepping stone

1. A guy that helps her get over the last one she was so invested in, but he's not one who she intends to settle down with. see also: rebound guy slump buster

2. Any person or thing who is used as a means to "get where you're going."

1. "What's up with that guy you're dating?"

"We're not really 'dating' but we kinda have an arrangement. He's a stepping stone. Sure can eat some pussy though, damn girl!"

2. I don't mind being her stepping stone. I'm glad somebody's getting some use out of me. #foreverAlone

by Deep Pity November 14, 2013

slapping my penis

Getting your manhood insulted.

Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!

by UndeadCharlie3Tears October 31, 2014

snapping

verb-

smoking a load until the weed in the bowl peice get sucked into the water.

"Dude this kid is snapping a 5er in one hit."

by Filip January 5, 2005

slapping thomas

When a man intends to use his penis to penitrate one's vaginia, he misses, therefore inserts his unit into the female's asshole. Then she proceeds to shit all over his shlong in surprise.

"David went to put it in her, then Shayna screemed in surprise...Little did he know he gave her a slapping thomas."

by DL Marx August 6, 2006

Strafing Run

To masturbate furiously onto a girl's face until you ejaculate

"My gitlfriends got the pink eye after I did a strafing run on her face last night"

by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008

slapping the bag

A guy masturbating and jacking off.

Noah is slapping the bag.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018