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virtual stranger

Anyone you have met and got to know on the internet but never in real life. A virtual stranger remains a virtual stranger no matter how well you know them on the internet. You could be sitting there naked 24/7, staring at each other’s personal items on your webcams, but if you haven’t met IRL, then you’re still virtual strangers.
'So, you've asked SlipperyChick to marry you?'

'Yeah, well, we've been together for three years now. We see each other every day and we cyber constantly.'

'Hmmm. I hate to break it to you, mate, but the internet and real life are NOT the same thing. You're still virtual strangers.'
by Bête de Jour June 18, 2008
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frozen stranger

when u put ur hand in ice till it gets almost frozen and numb then jack off
i gave myself a frozen stranger
by thamann May 13, 2005
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Stranger Elbow

Soreness, tenderness, or inflammation in the elbow caused by sitting on one's hand awkwardly or too long in an effort to create the stranger effect; AKA "Strangeritis."
The Associated Press reports Cubs RHP Mark Prior will be unavailable for Saturday's game against the Reds because of stranger elbow.
by Jose Villalobos December 11, 2008
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Strainer Fart

When you are unsure as to whether or not your fart will be completely solid, and thus you must gently clench your sphincter in attempt to strain out the gas without sharting your pants.
If it wasn't for strainer farts I would have shit my pants so many times today after eating those bean burritos.
by Charbsssss November 7, 2010
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stranger in the bed

Stranger In The Bed is a common masturbation technique. One does this by either, laying or sitting on their arm until your arm has fallen asleep. You then procced to masturbate with the feeling that someone else is doing it for you.
Frank: Why are you sitting on your arm?

Herbert: Because there is a stranger in the bed, if you know what I mean.

Frank: If you wanted a stranger in the bed, you could've just asked.
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super stranger

a super stranger is when someone else sits on their own hand, and then proceeds to jerk you off
we were going to have a circle jerk, but we decided to go with super strangers instead; this way, it doesn't really count.
by That crazy guy that loves vodka November 18, 2006
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redheaded stranger

Verb: The act of fucking without both partners having knowledge of the female being on her period.

Surprise menstruation while fucking.

Fucking so hard that it produces vaginal bleeding.
'Last night we were going hard like a couple of sex-starved crack fiends when Big Bessy surprised me with a redheaded stranger.'

'No shit?'

'Yeah dude, she bled all over me like the motherfuckin' red seas had parted.'.
by Gn0sis June 8, 2011
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