A Martha Stewart

Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.

Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.

Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.

Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!

by Token and Pledge February 9, 2009

Cleveland Steamroller

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest while she sucks on your balls and then you roll the shit between her tits.

Claire was embarrassed the following morning in biology class when she found out that Carl had told his friends that he had performed the Cleveland Steamroller on her last night.

by Saint Charles 10 April 15, 2010

stewartist

someone who quotes comedian Jon Stewart to whoever will listen whenever possible in an attempt to recruit more people to watch his show and/or view it as a holy book. Stewartism consists of a trinity, Jon Stewart as the one true God, Obama his prophet, and the holy ghost Stephen Colbert. Stewartists are known to be extremely liberal and to assume that others will appreciate their frequent references and quotations.

Darwin: I'm not an atheist: I'm a stewartist.

by lolitolduitwudbthere2morrow October 4, 2009

shemar moore

Z list celebrity with no discernable talent other than having a closet on his screen door. See also Michael Ealy.

Who is that funny looking guy with a fruit fly in his car and assless chaps on? Shemar Moore!

by NylonPimp April 7, 2020

kristen stewart

The most realist person in Hollywood. Everyone has already decided that they hate her because shes in Twilight. Named Forbes Top Paid Actress which caused more people to hate her. If you actually watch her interviews you would see that shes very down to earth and speaks very passionately of the movies shes promoting. She can be a very awkward which makes her more like a regular person unlike other celebrities who act perfect. Shes the girl that everyone loves to hate.

Person 1: "Omg Kristen Stewart is Forbes Highest Paid Actress yet she dresses like a hobo"

Person 2: "Or like a normal person, at least shes not a Kardashian and flaunting her money"

by JennaLove July 5, 2012

Kristen Stewart

American actress born April 1990. Respected and liked by colleagues and peers. Admired not only for her acting chops but also for not giving in to the Hollywood sterotype of what young women should be. Or the stereotypes society puts on young women on how they should act.

Winner the Bafta rising star award in 2010

A selection of films (as of 2010):
Panic Room, Speak, Into the Wild, Adventureland, The Cake Eaters, Twilight (x5), The yellow handkerchief, The Runaways, Welcome to the Rileys.

"Kristen and I have a special bond together, she is the sweetest, smartest and strongest girl i know." - Robert Pattinson about Kristen Stewart

by em80 January 18, 2011

stemak

A real hot, tall, and blonde girl.

Check out that stemak over there, shes real hot!

by SDubBB July 11, 2007