Hawaiian squat

When you have to pee at the beach and the water is too cold and there's no bathroom nearby, you dig a hole, squat and pee.

Nancie had 4 beers and needed to pee and the ocean was freezing and she couldn't find a bathroom, so she took a Hawaiian squat.

by Beachboy1 July 1, 2017

Tar-Square-hole

Someone or something idiotic.

Synonym - Shnang

You flipping Tar-Square-hole!

You massive tar-Square-hole

by LJC publishes words September 9, 2020

Perfect Squat

A cleanly pinched turd. Pinched at the peak of ripeness flowing like a breeze out the bunghole leaving no fecal remnants. Hallmarked by the one swipe wipe.

I was running late this morning so I made up a little time when I had a perfect squat.

Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.

by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020

fair as a square

a term used to describe the fairness of a situation/remark

"hey timmy, do you think it would be fair if you carpooled today since i did yesterday"
"fair as a square, mark!"

by Nick-Net-Nad February 2, 2010

short guy squat

The posture assumed in couples selfies by a taller woman dating a shorter man, so as to appear equal in height to her partner.

"I didn't know Lisa was six feet tall, she looks Jeff's height in all their pictures!"
"Yep, that's the magic of the short guy squat."

by miss_tarrare July 26, 2014

East Milton Square

A center in the town of Milton, Massachusetts. There is absolutely nothing to see here. It's next to a supermarket and a CVS, and it consists of: a bagel joint, dry cleaners, 3 or 4 pizza places, a run of the mill Chinese food restaurant, standers bank, dunkin donuts, and an overpriced restaurant called Novaru or something. Oh and parking sucks too

I cannot find a parking spot in East Milton Square because it's this tiny spot in Milton that shouldn't even exist.

by Suk Mik Hok February 23, 2019

One-Night Squat

A night of over indulging on alcohol that leads to a sexual encounter excluding intercourse. Typical activities include snuggles, smooches, dry rubbing of the other members genitalia with clothes on, and felatio.

"Jenny wouldn't let me hit it last night so we just had a one-night squat."

by Acondeezy June 27, 2020