squandromat

A greedy-casino-type public clothes-washing establishment where the coin-operated machines are all "rigged in The House's favor" --- the bill-changer mis-feeds/jams/malfunctions frequently and thus does not always dispense "equal" change, the detergent-dispensers contain nearly-empty boxes of soap-powder, the washers' coin-counters merely "swallow" or "ignore" any extra change if you accidentally put in too much, the super-costly "double-loader" and "triple-loader" washers are not actually large enough to accommodate two or three times the laundry of a regular single-load machine, the washers run for a ridiculously short time, the driers are set at too low a temperature and/or spin too slowly to dry your clothes so quickly/thoroughly as they should for the run-time you paid for, all of the machines' timers "advance" or "count down" slightly too rapidly and thus do not actually provide all of the stated run-time, etc. --- and so people hafta squander small fortunes there just to wash their clothes.

I would much prefer to just pay my elderly neighbors a few bucks occasionally to let me wash my laundry in their machine --- and then hang it out myself on my clotheslines to let the sun dry it for free --- rather than paying a fortune at the local squandromats.

by QuacksO July 10, 2018

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Squagh

The feeling of excitement causing you to simultaneously squeal and laugh

I’m so excited to get in bed tonight it’s going to make me squagh

by The Parker’s November 4, 2018

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Squanto

A term of endearment.

Good night Squanto.

by Mechinesemeplayjoke February 25, 2019

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Squanomo

Squanomo is true ledge and native of the finest homestead on West Hancock Avenue formally known as the Hictory Predicament. With his six string in one hand he dishes vodka sodies at Dusty Saloon down the road. Arch nemesis is the midnight joneser and is banned from the state of Arizona. Will buy a bus and follow around Widespread Panic when he graduates like a true wookie.

Holy shit is that squanomo

me: yep

Damn hes a legend

by Oaktree71152 March 19, 2019

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Squank

Referring to a young man who has a strong love of computers and programming, but is physically disabled and tends to waddle like a penguin. "Squank" can also refer to the noise that someone would make if they don't get their way in life. A "Squank" also typically follows the beliefs of his or her or zhe or zher God, Donald J. Trump, and verbally obliterates all Left-leaning disabled members of society who stand in his way, or "F*cking Libtards" in his words.

Wow, I've seen many squanks today yelling at Best Buy employees. Jeez, there's another one making Jimmy cry for genuinely believing Socialism will work in the USA.

by Swedish_Born March 24, 2019

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