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The Spooning Dolphin

The Spooning Dolphin is an eccentric sex position. It follows a similar starting positing as 69, but while the man is giving the woman oral, they start doing somersaults. As you increase in velocity, the woman will eventually make a sound of pleasure similar to the sound of a dolphin.
"Man. That girl was crazy! We tried The Spooning Dolphin in her hallway and broke a vase!"
by Spooningdolphin69 March 7, 2013
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dessert spoon

Hayley Kiyoko loves a dessert spoon. It's a spoon held by greatness, gives people hope.
"I looove a dessert spoon!" "Gives me hope."- Hayley Kiyoko
by richyouth11 June 18, 2018
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car-spoon

Car-spooning occurs when two drivers on opposite sides of traffic recognize each other as fellow douchebags.
The douchebags will then slow to a stop (often in the middle of an intersection) to discuss their douchebaggery in detail.
This interaction is called "car-spooning" because of its resemblance to coitus from behind while lying down.
"I would've made it here sooner, but a couple of douches were car-spooning at the crosswalk."
by userbits March 14, 2007
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meat spoon

"Mmm hmm," leered Ned. "Reese Witherspoon doesn't wither MY spoon. My meat spoon, that is!"
by Blecchy Green December 7, 2009
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beta spoon

When two people spoon, this is the person in front. Also known as the little spoon, they compliment the alpha spoon.
He's tall and I'm small, so I usually wind up as the beta spoon.
by undefinedsymbol January 22, 2009
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Nigger Spoons

A game where you drive through an inner city, and when you see a black person you throw a spoon at him/her only after screaming NIGGER!

The catch is that if you miss, you have to exit the car and retrieve said spoon.
Tony just got rocked after a failed attempt at a fine game o' nigger spoons
by psuedonecrofeliac October 9, 2008
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greasy spoon

A back-street café, from which you can obtain various dishes (all-day breakfast, sausage sandwich, etc) that are lavishly coated in grease and served in a paper bag for you to enjoy outside.

A "Greasy Spoon" usually serves a heart attack on a plate.
Fancy a trip to the greasy spoon? I could do with a heart attack on a plate.
by jola January 23, 2005
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