Dancers always smile

An extremely common phrase whereabouts dancers, needing to look happy and enlightened, always smile while dancing for an audience.

Some disagree with the popularity of this phrase, these people are known technically as 'slappers'. Most people feel a deep level of sympathy for these hideously ugly 'slappers', for they emit such a level of stupidity that even a slug is more intelligent and infinitely more beautiful.

Timmy "What do dancers always do?"
Dancing teacher "Dancers always smile Timmy, come on you know that. Everyone does!"

Slapper "Dancers always smile isnt a common phrase!"
Everyone else in the world "Yes it is you disgusting filth-bag"

by cs00023 January 18, 2011

With a Smile

The realization that you are still here and nothing appears to go as planned. In an attempt to powerhouse through your depression and anger towards whatever, you let out a sigh that sounds like it is dying but with that smile everyone knows its fake.

After returning from his engineering class, Mark was asked how his day was going. He replied "Its seems that everyday they are bending me over and I the only thing I can do is sit there with a smile."

by Daddy Looken Fresh December 3, 2021

Fun sized

A short girl who everyone loves. She is bubbly, sweet, and bounces around being friends with everybody. She has a great rack and will most likely ask you for piggy back rides.

Becca: Can I have a piggy back ride?
Dude: Of course you can. You're fun sized!

by arstdderpvelopment January 3, 2014

skinhead smile

A nasty laceration given by skinheads or maybe received by the same; It may also be a seriously nasty laceration of the throat, given or received by a skinhead.

A gang of racist Skinheads jumped BA Barabbas and gave him Skinhead Smile he is not expected to recover from.

by J. Michael Reiter November 5, 2004

smile.jpg

A supposedly "haunted" image dating back to the beginnings of the internet, smile.jpg has a reputation for driving those who view it insane, making its victims view it in their mind's eye at every turn. While it has been discovered that these images in victims' minds are the result of epileptic seizures, there is no clear understanding of just WHY the image causes this. All of the victims who spoke up about their experiences however, have said that they are also visited by the dog-like creature in the image, named "smile.dog". When in these dreams, the only thing the victims can do is watch and listen as smile.dog tells them that the only respite to their torment is to "spread the word", and many of them recieve shortly thereafter a removable media via mail with no return address. Inside these media is said to be another copy or form of smile.dog, which the victim is encouraged to spread to others. It is not known whether or not these stories are true however, as both Snopes and Wikipedia have no articles regarding it, and any attempt to create one is summarily removed by the administrators of those sites.

-Hey, take a look at this image, smile.jpg
-OSHI- What is that?!?
-Just spreading the word...

URL: http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/599/smiletq0.jpg

by smile.dog January 16, 2009

bra size

A-Almost boobs
B-Barely boobs
C-Can't complain
D-Dang
DD-Double Dang
E-Enormous
F-Fake
G-Get a reduction
H-How bad are your back problems?
I-Is that even possible?

Guy:Dude, what was that chicks bra size?

Guy 2: I dunno... all i could think as she walked past was Double Dang!

by Demioteka April 1, 2009

shoe size

euphemistic term for penis length

What's his shoe size?
9 wide!

by Roody September 7, 2005