Skeep

To urinate involuntarily in one’s underclothes, usually as the result of extreme fear, hilarity, or excitement.

If you make me laugh again, I think I might skeep.

“pee my pants” - This can mean one is laughing so hard that bladder control is lost, or that you’re very scared and a little squirt gets out. This definition actually shows up in the OED with a citation of 1946.

by kelley-john-brad-sarah December 18, 2008

sleepy beaver

While your girlfriend is sleeping, she queefs.

Wow, that was an intense sleepy beaver, it's almost palpable...stings the nostrils.

by Chelsea & Greg June 16, 2008

Sleepy Vagina

A serious condition occurring in women who, while wearing extremely tight shorts, find themselves in a sitting position for an extended period of time, causing their vagina to nearly fall asleep.

On the way home, traffic was so bad that I developed an almost untreatable case of sleepy vagina.

by henrytheviii August 30, 2011

sleepy bag

A plastic grocery bag filled with Nyquil hug on a stick that a community of vagrants and hobos drink out of to get a good nights rest after a day of panhandling.

Grigsby! Hang and fill up a new sleepy bag, I actually woke up last night when I peed myself and I don't want that happening again.

by Loadedzain August 6, 2015

sleepy dick syndrome

Sleepy Dick Syndrome (SDS) is a medical condition caused by pinching of the specific nerves depriving blood to a man's genitals. Common sensations include numbness, tingling, and paranoia causing you to check if it is still attached to your body. Recommended treatments include slapping it, telling it to wake up (politely), tomato sauce, and jiggling it a little bit.

Man 1: Dude, stop checking your penis?

Man 2: Sorry man, I got some serious sleepy dick syndrome.

by Mevlin da Mage October 21, 2015

skeevy

the act of being sneaky, slimy, gross, snake-y, dodgy, shifty, weird, creepy

Evan from the bachelor was so skeevy.
I was so skeeved out when I saw that guy wearing socks and sandals.
That skeevy guy from last night wouldn't leave us alone.

by californiaaaaaaaaa October 26, 2016

Skeeny

A gender that likes the same gender
Gay or Lesbian

Yo that guy is skeeny

by RM17 April 2, 2017