Shred

Graciously donate to a homeless charity at Christmas time

Joe Lycett is planning to shred £10k this year because David Beckham won't play ball

by radgedpanda November 16, 2022

shrading

it means when you shrade all over the place

"It's shrading time" he said as he shraded all over the place

by itsnotshradingime December 1, 2022

shred and spread

To shred som cheese then spread the legs of a random girl

Mike: yo I heard joe did a shred and spread at the pub
Jake: the fuck is a shred and spread

by Lucksucker May 9, 2023

Shred Shriven

The feeling of exhaustion or lifelessness during or after a workout, feeling like a zombie.

Bro I just got done maxing out and I’m feeling a little Shred Shriven

by anonymous June 14, 2023

Deep Shred

Deep powder, deep snow. Term for cutting into the deep powder/snow while snowboarding and or skiing.

Man there was deep shred on that run!

That deep shred was sick!

I was riding in the deep shred all day.

by zfrankdesign February 18, 2009

Dread shred

The moment when a dreadlocked personage realises that they have a dread trapped in the office shredder.

Usually accompanied by a scream for assistance, the dread shred victim can only hope that the shredder becomes clogged or full before the dread is wrenched out at the root, or worse, their entire head begins to be grinded to pulp.

The victim of a dread shred should clearly realise that there is only suffering ahead before the situation gets any better.

"Frank, come quick you lummox! Jade's having a dread shred!"

"Whoa, turn it off at the plug!"

by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 6, 2009

Dick Shredder

A term for a whore who sucked a lotta dick in her day.

Ah dude, look at that hag, remember from way back when? She sucked my dick like 10 times.

I know bro, she's a real dick shredder.

by DavidBlowie September 9, 2013