Shaxting

A portmanteau of “Shatner” and “texting”: When you send or receive a long text message to or from someone in multiple small messages instead of one long one, thereby blowing up your phone. Essentially they are texting you the same way William Shatner speaks, a few words with breaks in between:

“Mr........Spock, I.......can’t....go on with this.......charade any longer! Scotty, I.......need full power now! Sulu.....go to maximum warp, we’re going to......intercept the Klingons and.......rescue Uhura!”

*phone buzzing repeatedly* Jesus f**king Murphy, Brian is shaxting the sh*t out of me!

by Sproo March 2, 2021

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by ochacoswife April 11, 2022

Shit shifting

When you have to take a shit so bad you shift around to a position where it doesn’t feel like shit is going to pool out of you unintentionally

Chris: “I HAVE TO POO SO BAD ITS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW”

Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”

“Man shit shifting is such a gift”

by Nukemars April 8, 2023

shitting table

A transparent glass table mainly used in the sexual practice of the glass bottom boat, wherein one partner gets under the table and lies on his back to look up through the glass, while the other partner squats over the table and the face of his/her companion and shits onto the glass table, and the first partner gets a bird's eye view of all the activity around the brown eye.

Get under the shitting table, bitch! I have somethin' to show you! Hold your nose!

by chrisjt86 January 18, 2009

Shexting

The act of texting while taking a shit. Sometimes, the textee is unaware that the texter is shitting.

Emma and Sara have important conversations while shexting on a regular basis.

Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Sara: Mkay

by eeemma_aras January 21, 2009

shitting into a gaping cunt

The act of taking a shit into a very loose womans vagina, that happens to have been stretched out by a) vigorous sex b) putting mail boxes in her vagina c) concealing drugs

Oh my god i cant believe i was able to shit into your wives gaping cunt last night

by gawd of man March 24, 2005

Shitexting

texting while taking a shit

"dude i was shitexting today....that japanese food killed me"

by ncsu628 October 30, 2008