Seagull swoop

A blow-job that is just a hand-job until the final moments, as in swooping in like a seagull on a hot chip.

That bitch is lazy in bed. She promised me a bj but only gave me a seagull swoop.

Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.

by mangaby August 17, 2010

Dirty Seagull

When after you have finished having sex you shit on your partner from a height and then run down and steal their food straight from their hand. Popular in the Northeast coastal regions of the UK

Our lass was eating some chips after I had gid her one, so climbed up on the wardrobe and gave her the old Dirty Seagull

by Al The Duce January 10, 2024

Porch seagull

Want to be gang member

“Omg look at all those porch seagulls

by Duhitsagangmember September 20, 2020

Seagull

The action of cacking your guts up on a night out

Guy 1: hey wheres stephanie
Guy 2: she off pulling a seagull out the back

Guy 1: sick classic stephanie

by RooftopBar April 9, 2019

Seagulling

When Bethesda CEO Todd Howard flies by the creative offices at Bethesda and shits all over someone's suggested idea which in turn keeps a good idea from going into fallout 76 starfield and fallout 4. Can also refer to when Bethesda offered the creators of Fallout New Vegas a pay bonus for an 85 on metacritic but rejected it when they got an 84.

Damn it Todd Howard is Seagulling again I'm already paid in literal bottle caps

by Cat Revolution yt June 8, 2022

The Seagull

“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull.

My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.

by 2 fat guys! June 24, 2021

Seagull

Government drones

I'm trying to change and there is a seagull peeping through my window, I hope it isn't one of those government drones trying to spy on me.

by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022