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Schlong Donger

A term used to refer to an unusually large penis, typically large in both length and girth.

More specifically, the term is best used when describing a schlong so massive that it can swing side to side like a pendulum.
1: Hey I hear that guy has the biggest dick in town.

2: Oh yeah no doubt, I've heard he's got a schlong donger down there.
by BroBuster June 14, 2021
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Schlongman

Schlongman is like the guy with the biggest schlong of em all
Guy1: dude have you seen joes schlong?
Guy2: Uhm?
Guy1: He IS THE SCHLONGMAN
Joe has the biggest schlong nah hes just the schlongman
by NathOnala November 12, 2021
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Schlonkle Thronged

The feeling of being unable to pass wind in a convenience store.
Last night I was shopping for some eggs and Pimms in Tesco, I was completely Schlonkle Thronged.”
by Okay spinach November 22, 2021
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schlonckered

To be so tired or fucked up that your probably just dead
I was so Schlonckered last night that I woke up next to Sienna Mae
by Sienna Mae March 11, 2022
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Schlong Covid

The new official orwellian name for "monkeypox." The World Health Organization (WHO) changed/rename monkeypox over concerns from scientists that the name is "discriminatory and stigmatizing."

According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
Gay Man 1: Eeeeeew, what are all those bumps and sores on your face? You need to see a doctor about that?
Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.

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by Rastathewhite July 29, 2022
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Schlong

Zichen! Get your schlong out of those girls right now!
by zichen555 January 30, 2023
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Scilo

Scilo is a slang for a submissive femboy with no bitches, no life and also and not lastly no dad, I feel sorry for anyone who is this person
Scilo is a cock sucker
by Power the all mighty!! April 18, 2023
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