Schlumpkin

While you are squatting in the shower your significant other is giving you a blowjob while you are taking a shit.

My wife gave me the Schlumpkin and I didn't even step on my poo.

by Nothingbutstank September 24, 2016

Scrumpdelicioumpcious

When she lookin like several snacks and not no damn corpse

Damn madison scrumpdelicioumpcious as fuck gawdammmmm

by Bculos February 26, 2017

schrumpter

A real dick head friend or coworker

Rob's a real schrumpter

by Leonator134 April 21, 2017

Schlumped

The action of being so bored that you have slumped over in a chair.

She gave me head last night that was so relaxing, that i schlumped.

by @slumpful May 7, 2017

schumertl

An excretion of warm fuzzy smegma from a males uncircumsized appendage.

"Isaac Shannon-jahnsen took a large load of Schumertl over his face"

by Flemsip June 25, 2017

schtumpp

Intercourse, To fornicate.

I'd like to schtumpp her.

by Dictionary001 December 24, 2017

schlumperoni

couch ceribral palsy, mounted in place with no emotion

Dave: I just took 100 mg of edible gummies, I'm about to be RIPPED

Carlos: so you still down to see that new star wars in an hour?

Dave: nah I'll be schlumperoni by then

by Cryptocarlos April 22, 2018