Schluff

Pooping in extremely wet & messily manner.

Watch this man schluff out some diarrhea.

He schluff(ed) on me!

by CrackManson July 7, 2024

schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".

Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.

by bob_johnson September 20, 2024

schlüger

Schlüger is a non-real currency created by Schlügerton. They are worth .16 USD. They are transferable through dating up the other desired member of each transaction and verbally announcing the amount and recipient of said transaction.

I just made 250 Schlügers from selling my toy car.

by Schlügerton November 20, 2024

Schlumberger

Not SLB

Schlumberger is not the same as SLB.

by norber02 January 15, 2025

Schlummi

Coming from the german word "schlummern (to

take a peaceful nap) it is used to describe a person who is often tired and always wants to take a tiny little nap. Pronunciation: ʃlʊmi:

You can also use it to describe the action of taking said little nap. A Schlummi is often rather short and can be done anywhere at anytime.

It brings you peace an love. You should try it.

Sophie just took a nap in the lecture... she is such a Schlummi.
After having lunch it's time for a Schlummi.

by pseudophilosophie February 3, 2025

schluckered

Extremely drunk

He doesn’t need anything else to drink, he’s already schluckered!

by Lady Archibal March 8, 2025

schlobbin’

to perform immaculate oral actions upon a phallice

Mrs. Rizzard you been schlobbin’ in tha thang?

by anonymous March 11, 2025