roaching

A dog that lays on its back with all four legs in the air--like a dead cockroach--is commonly described as "roaching."

Fido is roaching on the couch.

by ECGM October 19, 2005

roach

The small bit of marijuanna and brown resinated paper left after smoking a joint. Can be used to make second generation joints made from all roaches, smoked during times of dryness, or saved for a pipe.

After you smoke a joint you are left with a ROACH.

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

Roach Revenge

i.e. When one attempts to kill a roach and fails.

After this violent act of attempted insecticide, one thinks "oh well..." and casually continues his or her prior activity as if nothing had transpired.

A few moments later, you're chillaxin' and it's business as usual. Then, like a freakish bat out of hell, said roach rises from the shadows to exact vengeance on your ass and jumps ALL UP on YOU! and crawls ALL over your SHIT! and your just RUNNIN' AROUND whilst SMACKING yourself in an attempt to KNOCK it off! AND ALL HELLFIRE BREAKS LOOSE AND HOLY FUCK!!!

Marty: (Stops drinking for a moment and tries to stomp a fleeing roach) ... Bastard got away.
Michael: Don't kill roaches.
Marty: Why, cuz they'll come back to get me... (scoffs and resumes trying to flirt with the cute brunette)
Micheal: (Moments later) Roach revenge mofos! ON YOUR SIX MATAY!
Marty: (Frantic as the roach climbs his leg) Huh... Shitfire! Get it off me! HUAAHHHHH!
Micheal: What'd fuck I tell you?
Marty: Shut up.

by Marty "Houston" Valentino Sh. October 8, 2006

Dildo Ranch

The Dildo Ranch is a world famous resort located in the heart of the arizona desert. The Dildo Ranch Offers affordable prices on new (and used) dildos. But there's a catch... To get into The Dildo Ranch one must prove his worth... A small asian man with white facial hair is waiting for you... Not to accept your entry fee (which is 5 dollars with a student I.D.) but to check the firmness of your erection (yes, all customers whom wish to enter into the world renown ranch must provide one erection.) Only one erection per customer will be counter for the discounted rate (including the student I.D. discount)

Cheers!

"Have you ever been down to the dildo ranch?"

"Were headed to the dildo ranch guys!"

"I brought my Suncard to the ranch to enjoy 2 for 1 prices at the Dildo Ranch!"

"Let's all go to the dildo ranch!"

"I saw that scoots applied to work the door at the Dildo Ranch!"

by Scoots and friends July 8, 2009

zesty ranch man

a shredded fortnite god. his abs are dripping with zesty ranch dressing though you would probably be distracted by his huge bulging muscles. he get all the ladies and has so much money. trust me when you see his bulging muscles dripping with zesty ranch dressing you will believe me.

ohhhhhhhh zesty ranch man

by dirkmfdiggler December 10, 2018

Ram Ranch 200

The 200th installment in the Ram Ranch series, this Ram Ranch has two males having gay sex with each other.

"OH, FUCK!"
"You love that cock, boy?"
"SIR, YES SIR!!!"

Person 1: Ram Ranch 200 is so fucking gay!!
Person 2: Its funny and gay lol

by The Boi's May 5, 2021

jolly rancher

metaphor used to describe a guy that stays hard forever during a BJ

"it can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not your hand, stays hard forever -- it's like a jolly rancher"

by Alexxxxxxxxxx October 26, 2005