The sexual act of pooing in your own hand and then depending on its consistency moulding it into a ball ...by the way your doing this whilst back scuttling a lass (or lad) upon your climax you throw your "grenade" at the back of her head shouting "hail ceasar" for no apparent reason .
Shit got a bit crazy last night, went back home with a lass. She was utter filth and said claimed she didn't have any boundaries. That changed when I performed the Roman Handgrenade on her. She called the police and was arrested.
by Tony Chong June 14, 2018
Get the Roman Handgrenamug. A sexual act in which five guys fuck a girl who is pretending to be a statue. It got its name from people misinterpreting ancient Roman paintings and sculptures.
Guy: You ever had a train ran on you?
Girl: Bitch, please, I've done more Roman Specials than I can count!
Girl: Bitch, please, I've done more Roman Specials than I can count!
by ToeFiddler July 12, 2017
Get the Roman Specialmug. Kemp is the son of Martin Kemp and Shirlie Holliman. His mother was a backing vocalist for the 1980s duo Wham! and a member of Pepsi & Shirlie, whilst his father is mainly known for being in the band Spandau Ballet and was also an actor in the soap opera EastEnders and a footballer for Melchester Rovers in comic strip Roy of the Rovers. He is the youngest of two children, having an older sister, Harley Moon. Singer George Michael was his godfather.
Kemp currently presents the Trending Live! on 4Music.2 In 2016 Kemp joined The X Factor UK as the digital presenter and social media correspondent.3 He also co-hosts Nick Kicks on Nicktoons, the sister channel from Nickelodeon UK.
Since January 2017, he has co-presented 2Awesome on ITV2 with Vick Hope.4 He also presented The Hot Desk on ITV2. From 2 May 2017, Roman Kemp took over Capital FM London's breakfast show with Vick Hope. He narrated Bromans on ITV2 in 2017, in which his father played Emperor.5 He appeared in an episode of Len Goodman's Partners in Rhyme. He took part in a celebrity edition of First Dates Stand Up to Cancer in November 2017.
In November 2017, he was the backstage reporter on Children in Need Rocks the 80s.
Kemp currently presents the Trending Live! on 4Music.2 In 2016 Kemp joined The X Factor UK as the digital presenter and social media correspondent.3 He also co-hosts Nick Kicks on Nicktoons, the sister channel from Nickelodeon UK.
Since January 2017, he has co-presented 2Awesome on ITV2 with Vick Hope.4 He also presented The Hot Desk on ITV2. From 2 May 2017, Roman Kemp took over Capital FM London's breakfast show with Vick Hope. He narrated Bromans on ITV2 in 2017, in which his father played Emperor.5 He appeared in an episode of Len Goodman's Partners in Rhyme. He took part in a celebrity edition of First Dates Stand Up to Cancer in November 2017.
In November 2017, he was the backstage reporter on Children in Need Rocks the 80s.
by sasends December 4, 2017
Get the roman kempmug. The ultimate end of the homosexual pride spectrum. A Fruity Roman would be a homosexual individual who would be considered "stereotypical" in their sexuality. It is also associated with extreme homosexual pride. Fruity Roman's tend to flaunt their sexuality openly.
That boy has on a rainbow shirt, and have you heard the high pitch of his voice? Definitely a Fruity Roman if I ever saw one.
by HanIsJesusChrist May 28, 2011
Get the Fruity Romanmug. Alex: Dude Evan is looking jacked! What's his secret?
Charlie: He and his girlfriend love having Roman Days! They do them all the time!
Charlie: He and his girlfriend love having Roman Days! They do them all the time!
by Centurion_Code May 15, 2016
Get the Roman Daymug. When you're having vaginal sex and you quickly and swiftly stick your entire length of your penis into her ass and use all the force in your body to piss inside her
by F V C E G R V M October 18, 2017
Get the Roman Firecrackermug. this is when ethier a women or man.takes a lit cigarette or cigar.and uses it as a dildo on themself
by young bovice(shaded thoughts) February 23, 2009
Get the the roman candlemug.