Review your mum

when your mum gets reviewed by the mailman

"Ding Dong"
Mailman: "Can I review your mum?"

by VoV123_ June 1, 2024

Review blast

When you receive terrible customer service, or a surprise subscription which is annoyingly hard to cancel. You let the world know on all possible platforms how crappy it all was.

The gits took £50 out of my account and sent me a bunch of stuff I can’t remember agreeing to. They’re not caring either, so I’m gonna do a Review Blast.

by Jdogtamed March 16, 2025

Revēve

Pronunciation: reh-VEEV
Definition: to restore or renew one’s natural beauty and confidence through self care, aesthetic treatments, and inner healing

Derived from revive and reverie. Symbolizing renewal and peaceful reflection.

After her facial, she felt completely revēved. Calm, radiant, and refreshed.

by Ell lee October 23, 2025

purchase review

An essential part of any shopping trip which takes place when one has caught their breath towards the end of the trip, it is to simply look back and asess exactly what goods they have purchased with their cash, merely for their own benefit and maybe who else is with them.

This usually takes place on the platforms of various train stations pending on where the trip has taken place.

Josh: 'The Train ain't comin till 17:39'

Wilson: 'Oh no that is almost seven minutes away! what ever will we do in that time?'

James: 'Time for a purchase review.'

by ...? November 19, 2004

Paul revier

A guy suprises his partner buy mushroom stamping and tea bagging them, in that order. You then yell "the British are coming!" During or after tea bagging.

Donnie: hey zigg, guess what I did the other day,
Zigg: what?
Donnie: I gave my girlfriend the Paul revier.
Zigg: lmao I can't wait to do that to mike.

Paul revier

by Awesomo5000 December 31, 2009

Premature-Reviewer

An idiot who feels the need to review a product before they have tested it.

-"Bob, what are you going to do today?"
"Well, I haven't received my new lawn mower yet, but I want to go ahead and get the review out of the way."
-"Bob, you're a premature-reviewer, and therefore you're a douchebag."

by Blaytant January 31, 2012

Wide Reciver

A girl that has fucked an entire football team. Then she goes to Starbucks and the football players put their dicks into her drink and then ejaculate for her to drink. After that they proceed to put five of their dicks into her ass, mouth, and vagina, while she give hand jobs to three dicks in each hand. When this process ends when each of her holed is about 7 inches, and he hands are sore.

That slut is such a ,Wide Reciver, Lisa Wild, aka Trevor's milk supply. Trey loves to eat penis, Ms Lantzy goes to weight watchers

by AshtonLongisawhore7205909707 October 12, 2013