by PP head penis mouth the II March 15, 2022
When thirsty creeps try to slide in my girls DMs, I send em a pic of my ass. Rectal rapunzel keeps her safe.
by Doozerdude June 30, 2021
The feeling when you're taking a shit in a public bathroom and somebody tries to open the door and you can't remember if you locked the door or not.
by Shyboiagain July 06, 2019
by rw( December 17, 2017
1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness
2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities
3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities
3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter
I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!
by Cootie Brown March 16, 2007
It's a rare birth condition where a nerve is connected from your asshole to your eyes. Leading to a shit out look on site.
1: Why is Jeff always in a bad mood.
2: Oh Jeff, yeah he's got rectal optosis. That's why.
1: ahhh that explains everything. Is it curable.
2: only temporary with achol or drugs and nicotine just superses it a little.
1: por guy
2: Oh Jeff, yeah he's got rectal optosis. That's why.
1: ahhh that explains everything. Is it curable.
2: only temporary with achol or drugs and nicotine just superses it a little.
1: por guy
by Con_man641 January 31, 2022
Akin to butt blasted, ass mad, and rectal rage, to be rectally ravaged is to be filled with anger, especially on the internet.
by Beefsteak Pete June 09, 2021