Random swearing 

Where you're desperate to swear, but can't form the words, and so use the first thing that pops into your head.

"Pobum" - when trying to say "Fuck you."

"Spatula Corsa" when trying to say "You fucking twat, you just cut me up in your shitty little Corsa."

"Trolley cunt beer mug" when trying to say "Oh Christ, Tekken is hard!"

To all of these, anyone listening might respond: "Wow, that's some completely random swearing!"

Random swearing by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

Random Anime Buddy 

The anime buddy that everyone knows/has, but is too embarrassed to tell anyone else.

Tim: Why did you not answer my call?
Jacob: I was on the other line.
Tim: With who? Your random anime buddy?
Jacob: (pause) No.
Tim: Shenanigans!

Random Anime Buddy by ldksfj;askldjf;laskdjf December 16, 2008

random hot dark haired chick 

The hot dark haired chick in the office who walks by all the time, but you have no idea what her job description is.

Damn Bob, did you catch the random hot dark haired chick?

random hot dark haired chick by Sir Dent November 13, 2009

Random Pelvic Thrusting (RPT)

Pelvic thrusting so random, you don't even need music to be playing in order to get your RPT on.

Remember, anyone can RPT anytime. While a band is playing, while someone is going "unt unt unt unt unt unt unt unt", or while nothing is happening. You don't even have to be a good dancer. "Just pretend you're skiing."

Do some random pelvic thrusting (rpt) at your next party. Watch how fast it catches on.

Random Pelvic Thrusting (RPT) by sportznut3081 November 25, 2010

Random Assholes 

Random Assholes are people who show up to parties uninvited or nobody knows who they are.

Here are some important signs of a random asshole
1. the term random asshole is never used. it is very rare to see a random asshole on his/her own. They travel in herds.
2. Random assholes like to chill or lean against a large wall or open space and look around at people.
3. During winter random assholes will wear a random jacket to a party. No matter how hot it gets at the party the random asshole will not take off the jacket.
4. Random assholes have initiators who branch from the herd and try to socialize with normal people. They usually talk for 5-10 minutes and leave. They return to the herd and continue being random assholes.

this place is filled with random assholes .

Random Assholes by YevYev March 3, 2011

random hero 

Ryan Dunn from jackass,jackass the movie,cky1 landspeed,cky2k,cky3,cky4 latest and greatest,and haggard..and hes in those steve-o movies but those were gay..

Did you see cky3 were bam tells random hero to jump front of a car...It was fucken crazy..

random hero by Chris Nelson February 4, 2004

Random object

Pass a random item to a person, they accept it and you say 'random object'. They have to hold it for 24 hours, unless they can pass it to someone and the chain continues. To know the rules means you're playing! The object must be random (ie not a knife at the dinner table).

I got random objected yesterday and had to carry round this dildo for the whole day.

Random object by Lozzachops May 5, 2006