pubert

Evil Brother of Famous Business Cartoon Character, 'Dilbert'.

Smells like Unwashed Crotch

"Pubert, your fired!"

by PimpWyld November 5, 2003

Pube Tube

Attaching ones pubic hair to their television by any means nessecery.

Josh: Am I comin' over to watch to super bowl.
Ben: Yeah, we're watchin' it on the pube tube.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Pubes

A term used to express mild annoyance or disappointment. Used in the same vein as synonyms "fiddlesticks" or "shucks."

"Oh pubes. I forgot my cell phone at the house today before I left for work."

by MAFreeze November 12, 2013

pube stash

Similar to a mustache, except the hair grow on the upper lip as it did when you were 14. Straight, light, and fluffy. This can be seen on men (and some women) until their late 20's.

Adam Morrison had a pube stash in the 2005 NCAA basketball season

by Pim Pam Wallace July 17, 2006

Pube Spider

The ball of pubic hair that you find stuck in the drain of your shower of bathtub that resembles a hairy spider, probably left behind by a roommate.

I was about to go take a shower when I found a gigantic pube spider just hanging out in my drain.

by eaglesfan95 June 27, 2010

leg pubes

Leg pubes are like normal pubes..except they are covering the upper part of the thigh. They essentially cover the genitalia, but also carry on down the the top half of the thigh.

"Bob was horrofied when she removed her skirt, as she had terribly dark leg pubes, which scared him off."

by Kattrox June 21, 2006

Puberty

The time in a boy's life when he learns how babies are bor with sexual intercorse. The boy's dick, penis, johnny, willie, or whaterver you want to call it get long and hard. The is called an erection. Other changes are those such as pubic hair, sperm production, arm pit hair, attraction to boys and girls, and possibly a change of underwear from briefs to boxer-briefs or even the awful boxers. Boys may also begin masturbation.

Son, it's time for THE TALK. You are about to start puberty. When you really like a girl or boy, go up and say you want to have sex. You then both slowly strip. Once you're in your underwear, let you girl or guy get a good look, then shove those things down fast. Stick your stick in her vagina or his ass. Move it.

by YoPENIS January 6, 2008